if richie wasn't so stupid i'd have more cash and a bed

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Richie: hello?

Richie: helloooooo???

Richie: anybody active?

Richie:

Richie: Jill? Roman?

Richie: holy shit they aren't arguing for once in their lives

Richie:

Richie: HELLOOOOEOEOEOEOUUEUEU

Richie: is anyone stalking here? not speaking? like galeeee or jennifer perhaps?

Richie: no?

Richie:

Richie: alright amber it's all clear

Richie: okay so the crystal product, I'm thinking we sell it to that business guy down the street, real shady dude but pays good money for a bag of meth

Richie: we might need to cook a few more batches to get more money

Amber: RICHIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASS BITCH DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT THEY CAN SEE THESE MESSAGES

Amber: MY GIRLFRIEND CAN SEE THIS, AND DEWEY CAN SEE THIS, THE TOWN FUCKING SHERIFF.

Amber: DELETE THAT FUCKING MESSAGE BEFORE ANYONE SEES

Richie: i don't see a problem we can just say that it's cake meth and not actual meth (which it is)

Amber: DONT SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER DELETE THOSE GOD DAMN MESSAGES BEFORE I DELETE YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS.

Richie: OKAY OKAY DAMN I'M DOING IT IM DOING IT

Richie:

Richie: I DID IT I DID IT

Tara: not soon enough

Amber: FUCK

Amber left the ch-

Tara has secured Amber to the chat

Amber: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Amber: SHIT LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE RICHIE YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHHHHHH

Tara has secured Richie to the chat

Richie: well shit

Amber: WHY WOULD YOU TEXT THAT IN THE FUCKING GROUP CHAT WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN IT WHEN WE LITERALLY HAVE PRIVATE FUCKING MESSAGES FOR A FUCKING REASON

Richie: I DIDN'T USE MY BRAIN

Amber: NO FUCKING SHIT YOU NEVER USE YOUR BRAIN

Richie: EXCUSE YOU I-

Tara: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT STOP  ACTING HYSTERICAL IM GONNA SLAP YOU LIKE IM CONNERY.

Tara: now...

Tara: I'd like to know why you're now cooking meth and why you made my
girlfriend to help you with it

Tara: no cake bullshit.

Richie: she offered to help 🤷‍♂️

Tara: tell me the truth or else i'm gonna break your arm

Richie: you don't even know where i am

Tara: richie, i can pull your location up and find you easily.

Richie:

Richie: oh yeah that is possible-

Tara: shut the fuck up.

Tara: tell me the truth right now or else i'm gonna give your location to a hungry junkie

Richie: please don't

Tara: tell me

Richie:

Richie: nO

Tara: location has been sent out now

Richie: WHAT NO

Tara: amber

Tara: amberrr...

Tara: @AMBER YOU GET THE FUCK BACK ONLINE RIGHT NOW

Amber: what no i was online i was just being respectful and waiting my turn.

Tara: babe, i love you but I'm not gonna accept any sweet talk from you, you are gonna stop doing illegal drug deals or else i'm gonna hand you over to dewey and he's gonna keep you in jail for a month

Amber: WHAT

Tara: you heard me

Tara: tell me why you decided to make the illegal shit and sell it

Richie: lol she's trying so hard to sound threatening when she's literally 5'1

Tara: he's almost at your house

Richie: SHIT I NEED TO HIDE

Tara: amber

Tara: you better have a "good" reason or else i'm gonna drag you to the police station

Amber: why tho I'm your girlfriend and i love you

Tara: how about this, its bad, illegal, and not good.

Amber:

Tara: also if you don't stop we're breaking up

Amber: WHAT

Chad: NANI?!?!?!?!

Liv: never thought i'd see the day

Liv: amber, baby, i'm single right now so just hmu if this bitch decides to break up with you okay hun? <3

Amber: not happening

Tara: liv fuck off this is serious

Liv: who said i wasn't serious?

Liv: like the amount of times i've tried to seduce amber is just remarkable

Tara: FUCK OFF

Tara: amber I'm serious no more damn distractions, if you don't tell me why you did it within the next 5 seconds
I'm breaking up with you and you
are gonna pack up yo shit and go

Tara: five

Amber: uh

Tara: four

Tara: three

Tara: two-

Amber: DAMN OKAY

Amber: okay so i needed money for your rent because you running low
on money and all and the jobs had
shit pay

Tara:

Tara: really?

Amber: yeah

Tara: you would do all that stupid shit just for me?

Amber: i did

Tara: jesus christ how can i break up with you after that

Tara: You're still going to jail for like 2 weeks but you and me are okay

Amber: really?

Tara: i love you

Amber: i love you too?-

Mickey: AWWWWWWWWWWW FAGGOTSSSSSSSS <333

Dewey: alright let's get you to jail for drug dealing you little shit

Liv: NOOOOOOO DUDEEEEEEE I  WANTED THEM TO BREAK UP

Wes: kill yourself

Sam: #tambah

Richie: holy shit they forgot about me

Richie: IM SAFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tara: you are most definetly going to jail

Tara: @DEWEY YOU MISSED ONE HERE

Richie: FUCK OFF, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO ON THE RUN

Richie: ZAYOOOM BIYATCH
















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