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Random Skits

(A/N)
Because I'm bored and suffering from writer's block.
This contains swearing.
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Quinn: Hi
Circe: Hi?
Quinn: Hello.
Circe: H- hello?
Quinn: Hell.
Circe: Hell, your home!
Quinn: Ouch.
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Circe: I pulled you out of hell and I'll put you back inside!
Quinn: Why'd you pull me from my home?
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Circe: This if my best friend
Quinn: (Sad music plays out of tune)
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Quinn: Pass me my keys.
Circe: (Throws tree)
Quinn: I said my keys.
Circe: I thought you said Christmas tree!
Quinn: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?
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Circe: I love...
Quinn: Me?
Circe: ..Your cat, Casino.
Quinn:
Circe:
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Circe: Truth or dare?
Quinn: Uhm
Quinn: Truth.
Circe: How many hours have you slept this week?
Quinn:
Quinn: Dare.
Circe: Go to sleep!
Quinn: I don't like this game...
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Random: Why would you give Circe a knife!?
Quinn: She felt unsafe!
Random: Well now I feel unsafe!
Quinn: Oh sorry..
Quinn: Would you like a knife?
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Circe: Pulls out a knife
Quinn: How many..
Circe: (Puts down close to fifty knives of assorted sizes)
Quinn: Remind me not to piss you off.
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Random: Who thinks I can for fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Quinn: You're a hazard to society.
Circe: And a coward, do twenty.
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Random: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Quinn?
Quinn: No.
Random 2: I do!
Random: I know.
Random 2: I'm sad :D
Quinn: We know (Random 2)
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Quinn: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Circe: Not if they consent.
Circe: And who you're stabbing
Random: Yes!?
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Quinn: (Puts card down) Ace of spades!
Circe: (Places Uno card) Plus four.
Quinn: (Puts down Pokemon card) Jolteon, I choose you.
Random: (Trembling) What are you playing!?
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(Circe and Quinn walking past a couple)
Random: I'm cold..
Random 2: (Puts jacket on their shoulders)
Quinn: ...
Quinn: I'm cold.
Circe: Cool
Circe: Literally.
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Circe: (Lights a fire)
Circe: It's so hot..
Quinn: (Walks in)
Quinn: What the fuck-?
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(A/N)
We love our smart idiots. We're also here for savage Circe.