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Ansgar : LOL.

Ansgar : Guess what.

Tuta : With the way you live, I have no fucking idea.

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Hrvoje, seeing Rafa and Kristijan together : God can't help you now.

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Timmy : I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a good time.

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Kristijan : We have a problem!

Rafa : If you mean the plane that's on fire, that's the solution to last week's problem.

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Ajdin : I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Djibi : Neither do I, I'm terrible.

Oliver : Just say ''I'm sorry for you loss'' then move on.

*At a funeral*

Ajdin : I'm sorry for you loss. Move on.

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Jens : I hate you.

Jesper : Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Jens G : You disgust me.

Christopher, eating candy sideways : I realize this and I don't care.

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Kristijan : What if we went to dinner... But as friends?

Rafa : As enemies?

Kristijan :

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Ansgar : Will Oliver approve of this?

Ajdin : Of course! Don't you trust me?

Ansgar : No.

Ajdin : Good, you're catching on.

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Rafa : Yes, I may be morally corrupted.

Rafa : But I'm also incredibly hot and I think that makes up for it honestly. 

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