Tam: Keefe what's that on your face?
Keefe: Ummm
Keefe: Beauty 💅
Y/n: *dies*
Tam: Well that's a lie
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Biana: OMG! I love you shirt, where'd you get it?
Sophie: Oh it was from when I livid with humans
Y/n: *sarcastic gasp* Vintage!
Biana: So adorable!
Sophie: Thanks! *walks away happily*
Biana: *turns to y/n* that is the ugliest fucking shirt I've ever seen!
Y/n: HA! I know, I keep telling her not to where it! Also, you cussed!! I'm so proud 🥹!
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Y/n: *mad at Stina for bullying Sophie* You ever seen what happens to a snake when a [insert fancy elf shop] heel steps on it? Shut the hell up or you're about to find out!
Stina: ...
Sophie: Y/N! Come on, let's get out of here!
Dex: that. Was. AWESOME!
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*the gang exploring hideout*
Y/n: oooh secret room!
Ruy: *jumps out* HI!
Y/n: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Ruy: *laughs* how ya been?
Y/n: Good and-
Fintan steps from the room: Hi children. Ruy.
Y/n and Keefe: AHHH! FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING POINTY-EARED CUNT!
Fintan: wtf...
Y/n: RUN YA IDIOTS! ILL HOLD HIM OFF!
Ruy: *face palms* Y/n...I got him. Go with your friends. I'll talk to you later!
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Y/n: *smiling* My ex-boyfriend got into a car accident t-
Tam: Bitch don't smile, we're above it!
Y/n: *drops smile* My ex boyfriend got into a car accident today...
The gang:
Y/n: and I was gonna ask him if he was okay...
Sophie: Oh y/n, don't cry!
Tam: Don't worry. Dooon't worry. She won't.
Y/n: But then I remembered...
Keefe: *realizing where this is going and smiles*
Y/n: IDGAF!
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Y/n: *walks downstairs and outside to see her friends and the Neverseen fighting* AGAIN! Ruyyyy! You promised you wouldn't do it without me again!! *pouts*
Ruy turns around: Oh shit! I'm screwed, aren't I?
Sophie: *nods and avoids eye contact*
Ruy: shit shit shit shit shit!
Y/n: RUY IGNIS! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER HERE OR HAVE FIRE LEAD YOU BACK HERE INSTEAD!
Ruy: ALRIGHT! I promise I won't attack without you again. I know you love fighting so I promise not to do it without you again.
Y/n: good. Alright I'm going back to sleep now. And so are all of you!
The Neverseen: *Glares*
Y/n: *death stares*
The Neverseen: *quickly leap away*
Y/n: Alright. BACK TO BED BEFORE I DRAG YOU!
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Kotlc memes
FantasyMemes with Little Miss Anger Issues-y/n Foster, Sophie's twin. INVOLVES CUSSING!
