The beginning of never ending bullshit

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The ADMINISTRATOR: Alright so you must be the News Advent if I remember correctly I specifically ask for you to document everything I do say and act yes? Alright good.

News Advent: 👍

The ADMINISTRATOR: Great so here we go.

*We walked to his office which just so happened to be an underground fortress/Administration*

The ADMINISTRATOR: It's good being back after all that hard work of connecting that human commander from xcom to our army 19 whole years it took me mostly due to civil unrest building of infrastructure and many  other things but with that done along with the cities I've had to either build or rebuild everything should be a he'll of a lot easier granted alot of unessential things still need to be rebuilt cause the Elders got rather trigger happy after the death of 3 Elders but all's well ends well still one of my greatest achievements a psychic link between millions of Advent officers and aliens alike you have no idea how difficult it was to put a ... I want to say normal or unusual human brain but that commander is almost different as if it just resets... oh well they needed his tactical knowledge not a test subject but ya human brains are vastly different to aliens so that was a nightmare to fix just glad all that hard work paid off.

*10 minutes later just future projects and allocation of resources*

The ADMINISTRATOR: Once again my brother the hunter just hunted 70% of the resources I gave him ,jokes on him now that all most all threats are gone I don't need to resupply him. Then again fucker might start hunting Advent patrols and other things... Basterd. Someone turn on the holographic projector I want to hear the speaker speak.
(Huh with the News Advent and the speaker things will just keep getting better, really glad I choose that viper male for genetic manipulation cause Ohh boy does he put on a show.)


The ADMINISTRATOR: What was that explosion I saw at the corner of my eye?Uhhhhhh must be more insurgency welp you officer inform all nearby drop troops to go to this location I have selected and expect hostiles.

*The ADMINISTRATOR although was doing well administrator things he still kept an eye out for the insurgency as they were suspiciously close to the commander but he knew that 100 Advent troopers and 10 officers with the commanders tactical data would be more than enough.*

The ADMINISTRATOR: hmmm hey you haven't said anything News Advent.

*Turns around*

The ADMINISTRATOR: Oh!!! You guys are having a seizure wait!!! Where have I seen this before... FUCK!!!

*The ADMINISTRATOR then beings to go through a psychic link to a Advent officer*

Advent officer: Uhhhhhh

The ADMINISTRATOR: No no no I didn't waste 19 years of my fucking life to lose it intercepters report.

Advent Pilot: A unknown enemy transport ship just left the city howeviddbsj we can't focus leaving the hangehxudhej with our seizures.

The ADMINISTRATOR: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!


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