sugar_cube_bread said I should do this one about Peter so here you go. :)
Edward : help HELP HELP.
Edward: wake up!!!!!!
Edward : aaaaaa my eye, somebody!!
Peter : Edward it 2 in the morning go back to sleep .
Edward :somebody help, my eye
Peter : is there something wrong with your eye?
Edward :yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter :somebody get up and help him. I'm going back to bed
Tris: get up NOW ! Edward's eye has a butter knife in.
Four :I'm on my way!!