Newbie: *outside on the way to the base* Wait, so how does the Villain Base stay hidden?
Purge: Well if I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Moment of silence.
Purge: You see, the Villain Base stays hidden because-
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Stormer: *doing some sign language while they're in hiding*
Kibou: *quietly* I. Don't. Know. What. That. Means!
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Bot: *on the phone* Uh, could you hang on a second? I just got a phone call from someone named I DON'T GIVE A FLYING-
Fortis: *yanks the phone out of his hand and hangs up* That's greaaaaat! You gotta stop picking up spam calls.
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Mafia AU
(Haven't use this in a while)
Assistant: BOSS!
Guy: What?
Assistant: There's a rumour going around that someone wants to assassinate you.
Guy: Hah! As if. Who would want to go after my status?
The boss suddenly collapsed and his assistant caught him, but immediately dropped him again when he saw blood run down his forehead.
Assistant: *about to throw up*
Surge: *outside* Told ya I never miss. Even with a simple pistol.
Furno: Oh quit it with your bragging.
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Zoro got lost again
Surge: Hey, could you pass me the salt?
Breez: *about to grab the salt*
Zoro: I got this. *Takes the salt and gives it to Surge instead*
Moment of silence.
Quadle: [Who the f-ck are you?]
Zoro: *only understood beeping* What?
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Pirate AU
Guy: How the hell can a woman become a pirate? The rough seas are nothing for them, they should stay on land and take care of the family and be a good housewife!
Breez: *grabs the man by the nape and forces him to look at her* SAY THAT AGAIN I didn't quite hear ya! Messed with he wrong girl in the wrong era!
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Rocka: *watching some guardsmen of the villains* Okay, there's three of us, and fifteen of them... How do we quickly get rid of them?
Evo: I got it! *Whips out a minigun*
Nex: Nathan-!
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Ask and Dare Hero Factory!
Randomik, hero factory is pretty much dead now, buuut I didn't find any ask hero factory stories, so might as well start one :D! Edit: Sooo, it's actually an ask and dare book with a story line, but the ask and dares are kinda paused right now, since my c...
