𝟐 𝐢𝐪 - 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

Sinner ‼️

Unknown
apologies 😅my name is Oliver Aiku however i'm not texting on my phone rn

y/n
OHHH
i recognise your name
not to be rude but u look like a middle aged man 😧

Unknown
Ouch....
out of the goodness in my heart i'll let that slide 🤨

y/n
I thank thy for forgiving such impure sinner as myself 🙏🏻

Unknown
wow ... i can smell the sarcasm through the screen
oh right lemme write up my number for you so u can save it ### ### ###

y/n
sure thing buddy but how do u even know me😨😨😨
and why would u be texting me on a phone that's not urs did u steal it from someone 🤨
sus af‼️

Unknown
oh mb! my phone died and i'm currently charging  it and waiting for it to turn on and i heard about u from Shidou actually

y/n
that zesty homosexual was defo chatting shit about me 👎🏻

Unknown
surprisingly not
he was just upset about not being able to take gf spot no4
oh right forgot that the owner of this phone is kinda interested in u

y/n
and who would that person be 😧

Unknown
Itoshi Sae

y/n
HAHAHAHA
good one bro
april fools was a month ago...
‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Unknown
i'll send proof laterz

y/n
bet
imma save both number just a sec

Saved new contact Sae
Saved new contact
Aiku

Sae
Oh crap Sae is back i'll txt u on my phone y/n~

y/n
bet

4am • Sae

Sae
who's this?

y/n
Santa Claus
hoe hoe hoe 😋

Sae
not funny

y/n
L take skill issue fr
mb tho u see u got this thing called eyes right ? use them to read and we also got this thing called back-reading u can swipe back and see previous chats 😨 technology is ahead of ur time for sure

Sae
K?

y/n
LMNOP
damm bbg didn't know u wanted help with alphabet ☹️

Sae
did i ask?

y/n
idc

4:25am•Aiku

y/n
take sae out of my dms he's more dry than a desert

Aiku
Oh wow
you two get along so well😋

y/n
u rly need glasses don't u?🙏🏻

Aiku
r u suggesting something ?

y/n
ME?
omg ofc not🤭

Aiku
foul play but ur funny

1 new message from Sae

Sae
hey ..sorry for being rude earlier

y/n
all good dw

Sae
u play for Bastard Munchen  right ?

y/n
do u live in my walls or smth?

Sae
i mean👀

y/n
AYO‼️‼️‼️

Sae
nah dw shidou told me

y/n
damn that zesty homosexual 👿

Sae
i laughed

y/n
U GOT LAUGHING FUNCTIONS😨‼️

Sae
well isn't that a bit rude🤨

y/n
sorry ! ppl just see u serious all the time so yea

Sae
understandable ig
tho
shouldn't you like
sleep 🤨
isn't it like 4am?

y/n
EXCUSE ME??????
stop living in my walls 😨‼️‼️‼️‼️

Sae
lmfaoaoaoao

y/n
u evil 😨
anyways i will indeed  sleep before Kaiser tells me off 🤭 nighty

Sae
alright
goodnight
sleep well

/ authors note
HIIIIIi pookies i acc got motivated to acc write ?!?!?!? active era so real rn ‼️‼️‼️‼️ anyways ty pookies for support and all that ily all ps didn't proofread this i'm not bothered