Wizard's Chess

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"Oh finally!" Hayley exclaims, "The author decides to update after 3 days."

"Author?" Bruce asks her, confused.

"Oh, nothing."

[They enter a dark room, with broken pieces all around it.]

"This is one weird ass room." A fifth year Slytherin says, while others agree with them.

Hermione: I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Hayley: Where are we? A graveyard?

"Oh my god!" Hayley yells, scaring the shit out of the people around her, "I PREDICTED THE FUTURE! RON I'M A PSYCHIC! LIKE HAGRID!"

"MY MERLIN! YOU ARE TOO!" Ron yells back to her, shocked.

Ron: This is no graveyard. [sighs] It's a chessboard. [Walks out onto the marble board and flames light, illuminating the board and GIANT players. Hayley and Hermione come up with him.]

Hayley: There's the door.

[They walk across the board, towards the door. Suddenly, as they reach a line of pawns, the pawns bring up their swords. The three jump and back up.]

"Wow. You really thought it would be that easy?" Draco says, mockingly.

"Draco, You would've ran away screaming, 'mY fAtHeR WiLl hEaR aBoUt ThIs!'." Ron tells him while Hayley laughs.

Hermione: Now what do we do?

Ron: It's obvious, isn't it? We've got to play our way across the room. All right. Hayley, you take the Bishop's square. Hermione, you'll be the Queen's side castle. As for me, I'll be a knight. [They all take their places.]

"Mk then."

Hermione: What happens now?

Ron: [aboard a horse.] Well, white moves first, and then...we play. [A pawn on the other side moves forward. Ron studies the game.]

Hermione: Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like...real wizard's chess, do you?

Ron: You there! D-5! [A black pawn moves forward, diagonal to the white pawn. The white pawn raises its swords and smashes the black one. The three jump.] Yes, Hermione, I think this is going to be exactly like wizard's chess!

"You gotta be shitting me."

[The game continues. Pieces smash each other, BOOm! BOOM!]

Ron: Castle to E-4! [SmAsh!]

Ron: Pawn to C-3! [SmAsh! bOOm! The Queen turns, and smashes a piece! Hayley, Ron and Hermione wince.]

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authors note from a very tired author who has wanted to write this but the author cant be bothered to be an author even tho at some point the author wanted to be an author.

heyy

sorry for not updating in like 3 days...
I had a humanities test that I most definitely fucked up

and now I have a religion test and a maths test
only excited about the maths test
I love maths
dont bully me for it 😠😡

did anyone get my reference?
anyone?
no?
okay..

Q: Fav marvel movie?
A: CAPTAIN MARVEL! MY LOVE ❤❤❤

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^^ That was my reference up top

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