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Lily:
You two need secret identities to live in this Muggle area.
It should be convincing.

James:
Sirius can be a heterosexual urban man and Remus can be his drug dealer.

Sirius:
Wow!
You think THAT will be convincing?
Heterosexual?
Me who's a married gay?
Moony, say something!

Remus:
Uh sorry!
I drifted off for a second thinking of my exciting brand new career as a drug dealer.

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