Natsu recounting Gray's Drunken Shenanigan: You came downstairs saying you were "Dressed to Impress."
Gray: really? What was I wearing?
Natsu: Nothing.
Natsu: "-And you held up a dildo, stood on my porch and called yourself the statue of puberty."
Gray: ...👁👄👁
Natsu: "The partygoers two blocks down came to pay homages to you."
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Prompts I Stole Off Of Tumblr And Headcanons
FanfictionRandom prompts that I stole off of Tumblr many many years ago and random headcanons I have for Fairy Tail and more. Keep in mind that there are ships you will not like and I do not remember who I stole it from but the prompts are not mine in anyway.
