✨ Bloopers! 2K Special! ✨

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I did this for 2k reads, but mostly because I was bored. Thank you, though!! 💕

(Chapter 1)

Daki: "Yess! But who do you love?"

Douma: "Akaza-Dono."

Daki: *gasp* Oh my gawd, loving the gay. It's super slay. (ooo, it rhymed...)

Douma: I know, right?!

(Chapter 2)

Akaza: Douma, stop making kissy faces at me.

Douma: The camera can't see me though!

Akaza: *slight snort* Please- I can't take this seriously.

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Akaza: "Shut. Up."

Douma: "..."

...

Akaza: Did the crow get lost-

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Shinobu: Stabby Stab

Douma: Hey! Stop commiting basketball abuse, woman!

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Kokushibo: "What happened now"

Douma: "Oh, Cockushib-" No wait, pronounced that wrong.

Akaza: COCK??

(Chapter 4)

Douma: Mwa, mwa.

Akaza: You're supposed to act sleepy, not drunk.

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Akaza: "Douma, I love you"

Douma: EEE!!! SO SLAY!!!

Akaza: Douma, what the hell.

(Chapter 5)

Daki: "Pay up"

Gyutaro: I have a musty crusty toothbrush.

Daki: Omg, look! It's your twin!

Gyutaro: *slap*

Daki: *offended gasp*

(Chapter 6)

Akaza: "What are you up to?"

Douma: Rizzing that delicious ass- cake- bakery- basketball- mister- daddy- bbg- hot chick-

Akaza: Please-

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Douma: "Wait, Cockushibo."

Kokushibo: Kokushibo.

Douma: AAAAH!! KOKUBLALA..!!
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Crow: "Demons"

Douma: "No, no, no we're not."

Crow: *eyes Akaza* Omg wait.. aren't you famous for making Rengoku into a donut? I'm a huge faaaan!!

Douma: Wait, really?? I thought he was famous for being a basketball cosplayer!

Akaza: *slap*

Douma: Ow! We're supposed to be gay, not hurt each other!

Akaza: *snort* DOUMA PLEASE-

(Chapter 7)

Douma: "Look at him!"

Akaza: I can't take this seriously anymore, why does this frog look constipated-

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Akaza: "What- how do you know this?"

Douma: National Geographic :)

(Chapter 8)

Daki: "Aww! Aren't you the cutest thing ever?!"

Green Pea: *nods*

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Akaza: "Where did the frog go?"

Akaza: *walks in on Douma dressing up Green Pea in a tiny maid outfit*

Douma: Oh? We started?? Sorry-

(Chapter 9)

Douma: "Okay, Green Pea! Pick your favorite bugs!"

Green Pea: *eats all of the bug options*

(1K Special Chapter)

Douma: *Pushes Dot next to Green Pea* Now kiss.

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Daki: "Like uppermoon?"

Douma: No, doopy, another fork- car- dog- frog. Sorry.

Kaigaku: Skill issue.

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Akaza: Douma- why are you licking your lips-

...

Akaza: ANSWER ME-

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Akaza: "I wonder what he was doing in there"

Douma: They call him Cockushibo for a reason.

Akaza: Douma, what- why are you half naked-

Douma: Oh, don't worry about that, silly! ^^

Akaza: Douma- what deal did you make?

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Douma: Look! I made them into... material frogs.

Akaza: DAKI- STOP TEACHING HIM WORDS-

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I still really love the frogs in this book. Especially Green Pea.

Thank you for the amount of reads, again! Have an amazing day! ^^

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