Chapter 60: Opening Day

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Chabashira: Alright Class B. This is the day of the Culture Festival. You will have a day tomorrow, but that will be strictly for the government investors in this school. Do your best out here today and tomorrow. Good luck.

Chabashira-Sensei left the room and everyone took positions. The girls were standing near the windows and door while the boys were dressed in butler outfits. We had black suits on, a black tie, and a white dress shirt underneath. Hirata, Ken, Ike, and I were ok first shift. Ike was working the register with Horikita while the rest of us were working on the floor. We had Kikyo, Matsushita, and Akito advertising everything across the school and at the entrances.

Horikita: Ayanokoji, Sudo, Hirata. Ready? We are about to open the doors and-

Horikita peeked her head out the window.

Horikita: We already have quite a large line outside.

Kiyotaka: Are our advertisers that good?

Ike: No it's cause your face is on all the flyers!

Ken: Lucky bastard!

Yamauchi: It should have been me b it whatever.

Karuizawa: Mm no, no it should not have been. You're a lady killer.

Yamauchi: Yeah, what's your point?

Sato: She doesn't mean romantically, she means you are like Jack the Ripper.

Yamauchi: Gah!

Horikita opened the doors and I could see at least 10 girls crowding around the door. They backed off immediately as Horikita rolled her eyes and Ike stood behind her, intimidated by her aura.

Horikita: We can take tables of 4.

A few groups split and raised their hands and Ike guided them over to the tables. I had a group of girls from the second year and they gawked at me without me even smiling. It seems this suit gave me +4 charm and appeal to woman. I gave them a smile and a menu and they began to stutter out their orders. C-c-c-c'mon ladies, stutter much?

Rando: C-can I get a um pancake with some blueberries and some orange juice?

Kiyotaka: Mhm, and you?

Rando: He-hey I would like some waffles and some milk please?

Kiyotaka: Coming right up!

I left their table and told our resident chef Onodera.

Onodera: Ok~Maybe we shouldn't be carbo loading though...

Yamauchi: Ok Almond girl.

Hirata: Got another order!

Onodera: Give it to Mii-Chan!

Mii-Chan: On it!

Mii-Chan appears out of nowhere and took the order before disappearing behind the thin curtain. This was intentional though. Letting the smell of the food waft out and into the halls will attract people in and then they will spend more money. A simple yet affective way to make money.

Haruka: Kiyopon! Get ready for the pictures~

Oh yes, the pictures. We allowed customers to pay for pictures with the butler of their choice. We predicted that I and Hirata would have the most pictures. Time to get my cheek muscles warmed up, it's like I'm gonna be running a marathon with my cheek muscles with Sandy Cheeks after me.

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Kiyotaka: Haha, yeah I've gotta get my cheek muscles ready!

Ken: Bro we are going to have to get some elastic bands and pull your cheeks back down!

Yamauchi: Ayo? What cheeks?

Ken: Yamauchi what are you even doing?

Yamauchi: Doing the dishes, that's the only thing I'm trusted with!

Onodera: Cause you're gonna put aphrodisiac into the food or something! Yo Koji, here's the meal!

Kiyotaka: Hm? That was fast?

Onodera: Well Mii-Chan's pancakes are loved by lots of people, so we made some in advance!

Hirata: Efficiency is our policy!

Ken: What about later when we run out of the first batch?

Kiyotaka: I mean, it doesn't really matter? We just have to be known for our fast times and explain it away when we get larger customer masses.

I took the meals and went back to the table while serving it with a smile. One of the girls was drooling, and I did not fail to notice her attempting to tough my leg. They're horny...

???: I wonder if I could order a specific waiter?

Ike: Eh-Uh-huh, yeah i-it's possible! I am able to be ordered-

???: No I'd rather die.

I looked over to see who this bold person was and I saw the famous female beauty, Kiryuuin Fuka.

Kiryuuin: I was thinking I could order my sweet Ayanokoji?

Rando: Pfft, her sweet?!

I could hear that same girl fall to the floor after passing out.

Ike: Uhhhhhhhh fine. Yo Koji, some hottie wants you!

Kiyotaka: I would love to come over, but I already have a table?

Ken: Hehe, I could cover for you.

Kiyotaka: Ken you rat!

I hissed at Ken to which he laughed and pushed me over to Kiryuuin while the girls I was serving were frothing at the mouth like a 500lb pit bull named Princess.

Kiryuuin: Hello my little Kohai, I'm so glad you left that table to serve me.

Kiyotaka: Like you didn't just order me Kiryuuin-Senpai!

Ike: Lucky bastard!

Yamauchi: He's not lucky, he's just not you.

Ike: Oh tell me you did not just say!

???: Oh you are too funny!

Another visitor out of 50 has appeared: Asahina Nazuna, 2-A.

Kiyotaka: Oh hey Nazuna-Senpai!

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