💕Jaime Preciado💕

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by sayyoriiii

by sayyoriiii

This is based off a meme. Reader is black (like me😜)

You have been dating Jaime for a little over 5 years, you figured out very soon in to ur relationship that he was dumb asf, like stupid, dumb, not smart at all, well only when he wants to be funny. You noticed a trend going around TikTok where people have been saying stuff and doubling the word at the end, for example "oh that's yo friend friend?" You know that it's just aave and it's been around forever but the "trend" doesn't really bother you that much. Jaime decided to "hop on the trend" but he's stupid and got it fucking wrong. This is how it went.

"Hey hime, let's go to the movies"
"I I don't don't feel feel like like going going"
"Bitch what? Wtf is u saying my g"
"I I don't don't feel feel like like going going. Tftf"
"BITCH IK U NOT DOING THAT DOUBLE WORD SHIT, CUZ THATS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT"
"WELL WELL THATS THATS JUST JUST HOW HOW I I SAY SAY IT IT. TFTF"
"DUMB DUMB ASS ASS, UR SUPPOSED TO SAY THE LAST FUCKING WORD, YOU STUPID ASS BITCH"
"I I DON'T DON'T CARE CARE. THATS THATS HOW HOW I I SAY SAY IT IT"
"BITCH WHAT?"
"TFTF?"
"MY MANZ, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TF UR SAYING, UR HAVING A TONGUE TONGUE TWIST TWISTER"
"WHY WHY THE THE FUCK FUCK ARE ARE YOU YOU MAD MAD FOR FOR"
"CUZ U SOUND FUCKING DUMB, LIKE"
"whatever whatever. Whatever"
"You really sound fucking dumb yo"
"Ur ur mad mad for for what what tho tho?"
"NOONES FUCKING MAD YO"
"Your mad your mad"
"LIKE U SOUND DUMB DUMB DUMB"
"Ur mad Ur mad"
"BRO NOBODIES MAD"
"Ur Ur mad mad. Thats that's how how I I use use use it it"
"LOOK AT U, U SOUND FUCKING DUMB BRO, YOU KNOW YOU SOUND FUCKING STUPID RN YO"
After all that jaime just laughs "okok baby I'm sorry" he goes up to you, hugs you, and smothers u in kisses "ur so fucking dumb, let's go watch this movie." THE END.

A/N-Bru this took forever, and please don't get offended by this🙏 I thought it was funny and would make a good story, I was also considering on doing this with tony but I ended up with Jaime. It's currently 03:47 A.M. and I need to go to sleep so Gn- lei💕