Meeting The Team - N.R. - Fluff

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You had just gotten finished swimming, when you realized you forgot your change of clothes. You check on your phone and see your father, well, adopted father, texted you and told you he was gonna be at the Avengers Tower today. You were an adult and haven't lived with him for a long time, but he still felt the need to update you on his whereabouts, which you were grateful for.

You quickly look up on your phone to see how far you are from the Avengers Tower, knowing your father always kept an extra set of clothes in his car. Seeing as you were only a 10 minute walk, you decided that's where you would go. You then remembered what your swimsuit looked like, but shrugged it off, seeing as your past taught you how to defend yourself.

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10 minutes later, you walk into the Avengers Tower, and immediately go to the elevator. You click the button for the floor your father said he'd be on, then pull out your phone to pass the time.

Once you hear the click and the elevator starts to open up, you step out and see people standing around talking. Including your dad. Everyone immediately turns to look at you. You walk up to the group and someone starts walking closer to you, with a lustful look in his eyes.

Seeing that, you grab your phone and throw it at him, hitting his forehead and making him fall over.

"Tony!" A blonde woman says.

"OUCH!" The man, who the woman called Tony, says, getting up.

"Tony is head of our team, you psycho!" A brunette woman says.

"Yeah. Well. Guess what. I don't like his face." You say to her and then turn to him.

"I don't like the looks of your face." You say, pointing at him.

"And who the fuck are you?" He asks.

"I'm the person, that's gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead, so you look like a limp dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am." You say and you hear a familiar chuckle.

"Your name should be Mr. Bagofdicks, not Tony." You say and then your dad places his hand on your shoulder to try and calm you down.

"Okay, Jesus! Let's just calm down, okay?" A blonde man says.

"Does he not look like a bag of dicks?" You ask and hear another chuckle from the same person as before.

"Enough! Y/N is my daughter. Be more like her." Your dad, Nick Fury, says and you just smirk, watching everyone's faces drop.

"And your head better not have broken my fucking phone." You say, going to pick up your phone.

You then notice Tony staring at you, looking you up and down, and you sigh.

"What are you staring at?" You ask.

He says nothing and just shakes his head a little.

"I will destroy you. And then after im done destroying you, i'll take a picture of what's left of your body and i'm gonna text it to your mother, with a little note that says 'His last words were My mother was terrible. You did this to me.'" I say with a straight face.

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"That's so fucking mean." Tony says.

"Yeah. Im so fucking mean. You're just figuring that out? Now gimme your coat." You say and he looks shocked.

"This is a mans coat, so..." He replies.

"Yeah, but I don't see a man, do I? I see a reject from 'The Sound Of Music'." You say and hear another chuckle from the same woman as before, whom you still haven't looked at, but you don't have to, because you've memorized it.

"It was my mother's coat, but she's very masculine, so." He says, gaining some confidence.

"Yeah? You look like ABBA took a shit and put a trench coat on it." You say, earning another chuckle from the woman.

"Well, I won't give it to you." He says, not looking your directly in the eyes.

"I've been in this swimsuit for too fucking long. Give me your coat." You say, quickly getting angrier.

"No." He says simply.

"Yeah." You say, exaggerating the word a little.

"No, I won't give... This is my coat." He says and you can tell he's nervous.

"I'm gonna reach through your fucking body, and rip out your back like a fucking werewolf. Without tearing the jacket. Just so I can wear your jacket, and give you a final 'Fuck you'." You say, losing your patience.

"Oh no you won't." He says sassily and you look him dead in the eyes.

"I'm gonna take that fucking coat." You say through gritted teeth.

You then use some of your powers to teleport his jacket from his body, to yours, so now you're covered up.

"Damn... I was enjoying that view." The woman who was chuckling says, and you turn to her, a smile growing on your face.

"Natty!" You exclaim happily and hug her.

"Wait. You know her Natasha?" The blonde guy asks and you just smile and nod your head against her body, so she knows it's okay to say it.

"Well of course I do." She says and you pull away some, but get beside her as she wraps her arm around you.

"Everyone, meet Y/N. My wife and the mother of my children." She says and you just grin while everyone stares in shock.

"YOU HAVE A WIFE?" The brunette woman yells and you wince slightly, hoping Nat wouldn't notice, but of course she did.

"Yes I do. And if you yell like that in front of her again, you'll be dead." Natasha says and you just chuckle slightly.

"Darling, it's fine. Really. It's not as bad as it used to be." You say which causes a couple of people to tilt their heads in confusion, but Nat isn't having it. She turns her body so she's right in front of you, and cups your cheeks.

"No it's not. Just because it's not as bad as it used to be, doesn't mean it's okay." She says and you just smile.

"I know, Nat. But i'm okay, aren't I?" You say and she nods. You give her a quick kiss and then look to your dad.

"Oh, uh, Dad. Can you go get Vera and Nicola from daycare for me?" You ask, and he nods.

"Of course." He says and then walks to the elevator and leaves.

"So, I presume everyone has questions?" You say and everyone says yes. You give them a nod, signaling that they could begin.

Everyone introduced themselves first, then asks at least one question, some ask two, but they all ask about the same topic. Me and Natasha. Nothing about my father. That surprised me. Then it comes to the question.

"So how did you two meet?" Wanda asks and my eyes widen slightly.

"Real answer, or the answer we usually tell people?" You say, which earns confused looks from everyone.

"Real one." Wanda says and you sigh.

"We met in The Red Room. Hence the not being very fond of yelling thing." You say and her gaze softens.

"Didn't you say Nick was your dad though?" Steve asks and you smile.

"He is. He adopted me when I was a baby, but when I was around 3 or 4, The Red Room kidnapped me. Then after some training, sold me to Hydra to be experimented on. Hence the powers." You say and then a familiar face walks in.

"Hey guys who- Y/N?!" He says and you just smile.

"BUCK!" You say as you unwrap yourself from Natasha to go and hug him.

"Oh my god! It's been so long!" He says and you smile.

"It really has!" You say and pull back, then walk back over to your wife, who is glaring at Bucky.

"Oh Bucky! Here's a little update on my life. Natasha here is my wife, and we have 2 kids. Twins." You say and he just smiles widely.

"Congrats little cub! I knew you'd have the life you wanted. When do I get to meet the little buggers?" He asks and right as you're about to reply, you hear footsteps and then they see you.

"Mama! Mommy!" Vera says as her and her sister run to you.

"Hi милый (darling)." You reply and she holds her hands out, signaling for you to pick her up, which you do while Nat picks up Nicola.

"Everyone. This is Nicola and Vera. Our two beautiful girls." Natasha says with pride and you just smile at her.

"Wait... Didn't you get like, your uterus taken out or something Y/N?" Buck asks and you tense a little.

"Yeah... Well turns out, when Hydra experimented on me, they did a lot more than give me magic..." You say with a chuckle.

"Hey Y/N?" Wanda says and you look at her and read her mind.

"Yeah sure. I'll show you some of my powers." You say with a smile and she just stares at you.

"Wait you can read minds?" Wanda asks and you just nod.

"Amongst other things. Yes." You reply and then Steve speaks up.

"I'll be honest Y/N, I believe all the guys and girls here, excluding your father and Buck, wanted to go out with you when you walked in." He says, very respectfully and you just giggle some.

"Yeah Mr. Bagofdicks over there, was walking towards me with a lustful look in his eyes, so I put him in his place." You say, referring to Tony.

"Any one of you touch my wife, or even look at her wrong, and I will ensure you're put in your place." Natasha says and you just chuckle.

"Oh, mi amor..." You trail and then smirk, and she knows you're about to out her in front of everyone.

"I believe you know better than most, that I am perfectly capable of putting people in their places. Right baby girl." You say and whisper the last part in her ear, so no one heard it, making her create a whole new shade of red as she just nods and then everyone gets the double meaning.

"Y/N! Oh god! I did not need to picture that!" Bucky says and you just laugh.

You spend the rest of the day with your wife, your kids, and her found family. You're grateful to have your family of four. You and Nat may not have met under the best circumstances, but you both found the light in the dark. Each-other. You knew that as long as you had her, you'd be okay and you couldn't be happier.

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