Transformers Rise Of The Beasts

Nah bro I'm a Walmart bag

My POV:

As Noah try's to open Mirages door I walk around to mirages front hood and crouch down in front of it.

"Heh. Found your autobots simple home boi"

I sead smirking

"What did you say?"  "Nothing Noah. Don't worry about it"  "ok?"

Just then Noah opens mirages door and we both get in

"Ayyyy nice interior bro"  "y-yea"

I look at Noah and see him start to have his little crisis 

"Hay Noah"  "y-yea"  "swap seats home boi"  "why"  *tch* "just do it"

Me and Noah swap seats and I turn the 'car' on

"Welp we in some deep shit now. No turning back now you two"  "what?"

Just then a security guard comes up. "HAY"

I then start to drive off in the direction mirage took Noah 

"Calling all autobots. Calling all autobots"  "what IS ThAt"  "pffffft. That's nothing. Wait till mirage takes control". "W-WHO?"

And as if on cue mirage takes control of the 'car'. I let go of the steering wheel and pedals and let mirage do mirage. But Noah starts to freak tf out

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"  "chill bro. Mirage has got us"

Mirage then clones himself as the police come up behind us and yada yada yada. You know the rest. When we get to the barn thing mirage transforms and Noah falls out while I land on my feet like the badass I am 

"Woo. Ahh that felt good. Ya know"

I lay down on the floor smirking while Noah is pissing himself. Mirage then comes in front of us.

"Hay you good. Ohhh no this is all a bit much for you huh. Well. You at least. Your friend looks fine. YO. You good girl"

They look at me

"Nah bro I'm Gucci. You good"  "he'll yea home girl"

I then zone out for a while till the others show up. Huh. When did they get hear

"Mirage. You brought humans hear?!"  "Hay hay hay hay hay. Chill prime. And plus they were already inside me when you called"  prime picks me and Noah up he looks at Noah first

"Who are you human!"

  Before Noah can awncer Arcee tells him. He then looks at me.

"And you femme"  "femme?!. Nah bro I'm a Walmart bag"

Prime looks confused and mirage is about to burst out laughing. Ohhhhh I love my new life