[384.769.642 b.T.] Everything started long long ago, the first thing that started was Obamium, better known as Barack Obama, he chose to create a god that would create planets and things that weren't that much interesting to Obamium. Then Obamium went to discover himself and experiment, he was young and rebel Obamium that didn't know the absolute and massive quantity of power he had, still, our dear Obamium wasn't aware of the massive load he carried on his shoulders as the supreme lord, then he chose to create the Spinjitzu, so he became the legitimate first Spinjitzu master. And then he manifested himself in a way that he would blend in with the rest, he manifested himself in a way that he would resemble a mere mortal, then he created a planet, Obak. All of that drove mere mortals that inhabited either the Earth or Obak to want to learn his ways. Lots of them failed, and died. But others such as Shrek, Fernanfloo, Yolotroll, Haroo, The Rock, Shaggy and others, learned to the last secret and technique of the Spinjitzu. Causing for them to ascend from mere mortals to demigods, not as powerful as Obamium, but still powerful demigods, being this the reason that to enter Shrek's classes from the Thursday's you need to know quantum physics, the multiplication table of the 7, the least common multiple and being graduated at Hogwarts.
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[4 a.T.] Obamium's best disciples were great friends. Shaggy, Shrek, Fernanfloo and Yolotroll, were inseparable. In fact, Shaggy was and knew he was the strongest of them, but still allowed himself to be won by them in the training fights. But Obamium missed something, if there's light, there's darkness, if there's cleanliness, there's also dirtiness, that made an anomaly, that created another island at Obak, that was the opposite from the island of good, the one where Ninjago City was. The island of evil. Obamium realized the problem he caused by not restraining the island of evil too late.
[6 a.T.] One day Yolotroll was traveling on his ship since he wanted to be a sailor, then he found the island of evil, where someone started talking to him.
-Hello Yolo... –Said the mysterious voice–.
-Who are you!? How do you know my name!? –Asked Yolo, obviously alarmed–.
-That isn't important right now, Yolo... Y-you have to help me, do me a favor... –Begged the mysterious voice–.
-Well, w-what do you want? –Asked Yolo, frightened–.
-That you pull that lever which has 7 signs indicating reasons why you should not pull it. –Asked the voice–.
-But, I'm not supposed not to pull it?
-But it's necessary, I need to g-get out of this prison, please, I'll give you whatever you want, money, power, your own island in Obak, 100.000.000.000.000 gems in Free Fire, j-just pull it, please! –Begged the voice–.
-Well, guess I was going to pull it anyway, those signs cannot prevent me from doing it, because I don't know how to read. –Said Yolo–.
-Perfect.
Then Yolotroll pulled the lever, dooming all of Ninjago City. When the lever was pulled, a huge rock dissolved on the air, the rock was blocking the entrance of a cavern, from which the God of Free Fire came out possessing Xx_CarlitosElPro_xX, all of this time, Yolotroll thought he was helping a 8 year old child, but all he did was unleash an imminent evil that doomed all of Ninjago City, The God of Free Fire was really weak, so he decided to ascend Yolotroll as God of Free Fire since he had saved him from that cave, after ascending Yolotroll, he vanished into air, since he had expended all his strength in ascending Yolotroll. Yolotroll was shocked. How wouldn't not? They had just made him a god, then Xx_CarlitosElPro_xX explained to him that he had a whole army of Free Fire players at his disposal to destroy anyone he wanted.
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[6 a.T.] It wasn't long before they realized that Yolotroll hadn't returned from his last trip in his comically small boat, especially those who he began to consider brothers, Shrek and Shaggy, Fernanfloo already was his brother, they searched for him relentlessly while Obamium began to feel that something bad was going to happen. As we already know, the power of Spinjitzu in the wrong hands can destroy entire galaxies since it is capable of raising the price of Carrefour bread by 2 cents, destroying countless food chains causing the starvation of countless innocent lives.
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Obistianism - ENG
FantasyA story of the adventures of Obamium and his disciples preventing Obunga from continuing to commit his misdeeds. If you're a spanish speaker, don't forget to go at the original story! https://w.tt/3K5bYFg
