"Yeah,i like that" a cryle story

Eric cartman world's greatest gossip girl

It was finally school and Kyle had been both dreading and is excited for it because of two reasons, first he now has a boyfriend; THAT IS LITERALLY CRAIG TUCKER THE CUTEST KID IN HIGHSCHOOL and the reason he's been dreading it; Eric Cartman. While Eric has mainly calmed down with his tendencies, he became a much much more annoying person and why is that, BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN TO DEAL WITH. 

My And so having to deal with the  realization that he has to survive cartman's barrage of questions , he sets himself preparing to completely ignore him the all day and just survive. 

" Be safe hubby, I'll see you soon ." Sheila Brofvloski says goodbye to her child, 

" Yeah, thanks mom ! ." Kyle says with an awkward expression because his mom still tells him goodbye and he feels embarrassed by it because there's a lot of people that could see it. " So Kahl , a little birdie told me that you were dating someone? ." Eric cartman the bane of Kyle's existence. 

"Would that little birdie, be Kenny ? ." Kyle responded sarcastically 

"Yeah lmao, you had no idea how quickly he called me just to tell me that." Cartman responded the question while trying to sit comfortably beside Kyle. 

Kyle and cartman go to school together, ever since Stan proposed the idea of him picking them up to school ever since Stan got his license. But because Stan keep bailing on them they decided that Kenny would be their designated driver. 

"Can you blame me tho ? , it was such a big news and he called me first to talk about it ." Kenny said to the two boys sitting in the back. 

"Look i was very emotional and was too exited by it, of course i needed to tell someone." Kyle responded trying to defend himself. 

" But did you tell tween about it, we're not close but I don't want him to stare at me all the time just because I'm dating his ex." Kyle asked to Kenny for reassurance. 

"I did ... This morning .... On our phone call.... ." Kenny answered awkwardly 

" WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ." Kyle panicked while Eric is laughing 

"He's chill , he said he was fine with it. And he said that he was happy for the both of you." Kenny responded 

" yeah, like that's totally not the way trying to hide your jealousy." Eric said 

Both Kenny and Kyle stared at him, 

" What ? I'm just being real here ." Cartman responded saying the obvious thing

The three boys finally arrived at school, while Kenny went to class first. Kyle stopped cartman before he could go to his class. " Dude, I know we can't be necessarily the bestest of friend but can you do me a solid favor and keep it a secret please, I don't want this to be a big thing." Kyle pleaded to Eric. 

"Uh sure dude, I wouldn't. You could trust me, my lips are shut." Eric said to Kyle trying to reassure him 

"Okay, thanks dude. I really owe you one ." Kyle sighed in relief 

Then the two boys went their separate ways to class, while in class Kyle was extremely bored even though he's paying attention, mentally he's thinking about other things and he's main priority of wanting to go see Craig. Then suddenly he gets a text from someone and that someone is Craig ! Kyle's went up with a smile seeing that Craig texted him while in class. He obviously texted him back disregarding the class. 

Hey. 

Howdy 🤠. 

Really?. 

You're dating me, this is who I am 

SUFFER. 

Heh dork, anyway want to sit with me during lunch later ?.

Of course I'd love to ! .

Great c u soon 💙. 

C u 💚. 

" well now we know who's a bigger dork." Kyle thought to himself after that he went to go get lunch the first day of lunch , with his very first  boyfriend but undenounced to Kyle he saw something that something was a thing that was being done by a certain someone and that someone is someone he knew very well. What was it? Oh  nothing but A GIANT POSTER WITH THE TEXT SAYING " CRAIG TUCKER HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND, CALL 1-800-slayiantor . And this enraged Kyle because kyle knew very well that it was cartman's doing how did he knew because " slayinator " was cartman's alter ego that he uses frequently when he wants to spread a rumor. 

Upon seeing this, Kyle was enraged and screamed at the top of his lungs in the hallway 

" CAAAAaaaaarrrRRRRRTTTTMAAAAAAAAAAAAnnnNn ." 

( hey lol thx for reading this story I have no idea how I'm gonna finish this but I appreciate all of you taking a little bit of your time and reading this abomination of a writing anyways, be chill and stay cool 😎 )