Russia: Jou kol'd? ^J^
France: Ohonhonhonhonhon~ Oui.
England: We need you to destroy that Prussia-guy!
China: You're the only one who can do it, aru!
America: Well of course the hero could do it, but I'm a little bit ti---
England: Oh shut it.
Russia: Trust me ^J^
tree mints laaaaaaaatr
Russia: f(^J^) Magic Metal Pipe Of Pain!
Prussia: NIEN! Not again!
Russia: Kolkolkolkol f(^J^)
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Hetalia Crack
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