No one pov:
It's a normal day in fruitville, birds chirping, sky nice and blue but there's something different in this town in L.A, well maybe it's the new gameshow that recently opened up! Let's go see inside, shall we? The dancing banana was getting ready for his shot on another great recording of shovelware brain game, while he was getting his bowtie on, a little spider was climbing on the walls on his dressing room and started to web down to where D.B was, as he got up the spider landed on his nub and stayed there, "we been filming non stop for weeks and at this point I just want to go home, but instead I'm here announcing that it's time for shovelware brain game!" announcer said as he saw D.B opening the doors
'he's got smiles for miles, it's the dancing banana!" as he was about to walk down the stairs, the spider bit his nubs
"ow! Oh no-" he fell down the stairs as he didn't got up for a second, then got back up pretending nothing happened then went to the stage and did the show as normal, he rubbed his nub sometimes due to the pain of the spider bite a bit, after the show he went back into his dress room and looked at his nub "..well it looks okay.. And there's no spider bite? But I swore I saw a spider on my hand earlier.. Hm, maybe it's just me.." as he got up he went out of his dressing room to finish the last game for today
Banana pov:
I felt a little dizzy but I was tired from doing so many shows today, I put my nephews to sleep and went to bed myself. Ever since my brother ban started working for the police, it was harder for him to take care of his kids, so I took them in and took care of them. Ban lives with me since his job is more near my house but I only see him when both of us can, anyways I flopped into bed and turn to grab my phone to at least relax a bit before bed, it was a little far from where I was so I tried to grab it but then a yellowish web like goo came from my hand and stuck onto my phone "what the?!" I tried to take it off but it got my phone for me and smacked my face "ow! Ugh, what's going on?! What's happening?!" I was freaking out as I got up and saw the web I shot "spider web? Huh?'.." I was so confused and scared, then I felt a strange sense go through me as I saw the door open and I hid the web as fast as I could, I saw splits open the door and rubbing his eye "uncle.. What was that noise?"
"Uh.. nothing splits! Now go back to bed, you need your sleep" I said as I picked him up and took him to his bed, as I tucked him in he looked at me in confusion "did you get taller?.."
".. no.. it's just I'm standing here while you're in bed, so that's why I look taller heh.." I kissed his little head (?) Goodnight and went to bed. Well, I ran to my room and checked the mirror "..I did get taller, like 2 inches taller.. What's going on.. What's happening to me?!.. *yawn* eh.. I'll think about this tomorrow.." I went to my bed as I was slowly walking to it "maybe it's just my tired ass that's thinking about this whole thing.. Ugh" I flopped onto my bed and started to fall asleep..(the next day)
I woke up, feeling like shit .. I stretched a bit "ugh.. What a strange dream.. I thought that spider bite gave me a weird power thing heh.." I got up and saw my alarm didn't go off? Weird... as I was getting up, I felt something.. Web like on the floor, and saw the yellowish white web string on the floor "oh shit that wasn't a dream.. That was real.." my alarm went off as I jumped and my nubs got stuck on the roof of my room. I was trying to pull down so I could unstick myself from the roof but I couldn't. "How is this happening?! What is going on with my body?!" I panicked, 'okay D.B calm down.. Maybe that will get you to-' my thoughts were interrupted as I felt my nubs unstick and fell to the ground "ow.." I got up and tried to connect everything that happened so far "okay.. I can shoot webs from my nubs.. I can apparently stick to walls.. I grew a bit taller and.. I have.. Wait.." I ran to my closet and grab a box, I opened it to see my old spiderman comics
(it only makes sense because there has to be a possible way for the comics to exist in their world, the contestants are humans and.. I hope you know what I mean 😞)
I read the comic and saw that the character had the same experience as me, confusion, worryness and everything.. "So that spider gave me spider powers?!.. That is so cool and so scary at the same time.. But I can't have spider powers, what good can I use them and more importantly, I'm a gameshow host! How the hell are these powers going to be useful for me?!" I was so confused.. And so.. Hungry, damn it I haven't eaten breakfast yet.. 'Eh a bowl of cereal will be fine.. I hope the nephews didn't eat all of the cereal yet' I went downstairs to see ban and splits already up, splits was eating some cereal while ban was making coffee "morning banana, how did you sleep?"
"Eh.. tired.. It was a hard day of work yesterday, how about you?"
"I didn't get home till 2am, there was a new case yesterday and I had to stay at work to try at least get something done about it.." he said as he poured some coffee "want some?"
"Sure, I'll have some cereal too.. I'm starving" I said as I grabbed a bowl and filled it with some commander crunch. I went to where my brother and nephew were and sat down, eating cereal "oh before I forget, guess what!" ban said happily as I looked at him "what? Did something exciting happen? Or did you find a better way to solve that case?"
"Well, no it's not about the case..but I'm going to get nominated as captain at the police station today! Isn't that great?" my eyes widened as splits spit out his cereal "your huh?!"
I giggled from his sudden reaction as ban sighed "don't worry, I'll get the paper towels and clean this mess up" I said as I got up and went to get the paper towels, as I did I grabbed them and they wouldn't come off my hand "huh? Oh no.." I shook my hand and the paper towel roll wouldn't come off "come on, get off!!" I said as I shook harder and then it finally got off, but I saw the roll fly towards ripe as he was sleepy going down the stairs. Spider sense kicked in as I ran, jumped off the counter and grabbed the paper towel rolls before they hit ripe's face, everyone looked at me shocked "uncle how did you do that! That was incredible!!" splits said as ripe looked at me in complete shock "uh.. Reflexes?" I said as I went back to the dining table and cleaned the mess splits made.No one pov:
They all ate breakfast, and D.B was getting ready for work as well as ban. As he was getting ready he looked at the comic book and grabbed it "..Ima bring this book so I can learn about these powers.. Maybe I can use them for good, or they can help me with work.. Huh well see" He said as he went down stairs and started his car, he waved bye to ban as he and his nephews drove to shovelware studio's to start the game once more. Meanwhile the spider was roaming around the studio before a cup was put on the spider and picked up "I got it.."
"*good, bring it back.. We need to see if it bit anything*"
"Okay.." they left with the spider before the show started.(ALREADY A MYSTERY 😱😱😱 lol, anyways sorry if this looks short. I started writing this as soon as I finished the first story cause I was too excited to wait XD and I'm still a little burnt out but THAT NO MATTER! Anyways yeah! Hope you enjoy :D )
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Spider banana! swbg AU
Fanfictionanother SWBG AU YAY! in fruitvile, a berry hosts a goofy little show, everything is normal until a spider comes and makes his whole life change All rights of the characters expect OC's belong to shovelware studios All oc's expect candy, ban and co...