"Man when will we get back to your base?" - E-100"Don't be impatient I found a cave that we could use as a base" -Maus
"But where exactly is the cave?" - E-100
"Don't worry we will just go to Berlin" -Maus
"Hell nah you go so slow I'm out of this" - E-100
"Oh well I have to take you hostage with the tow cable..." -Maus
"Wait what... NO PLS LET ME GO WHY CAN'T I PULL YOU BACK AH-" - E-100
Maus pulled E-100 to the base he found and used a few woods and metal to make the base look better than being empty. He brought some extra fuel and foods and fixing tools so this is actually more of a base than a random shelter.
"Now I just saw that the allied or something are attacking again we must go" -Maus
"I don't want to go pls" - E-100
"Too late we now going" -Maus
They saw the enemies and this time they brought a lot of tanks like the M41A1 and Centurions along with some AMX-50. Seeing as they are outnumbered they called for support. The Königstigers and Tiger 1s came along with some L3/33CCs and R3s.Oh sh- they also have the planes, help are coming. Maus and E-100 hold off the shells and R3s just being sneaky on the enemies to deliver them pizzas that can broke modules. L3s fight with the UE-57s. Oh sh- they bombing through us.
"Sh- all our Tigers got bombed f**k" - E-100
Oh wait is that Sd.Kfz.251/22 why he givin the enemies the gun. Oh wow the commanders and loaders in there got their shoulders yeeted by the shell ejection new way to give them emotional damage.
The war went on and Stukas came to help the Germans.
The Germans won the battle and got France back again (yay).
*A few moment later at the base*
"Hi can I join you guys?" -???
"Oh sure what is your name and where do you come from?" -Maus
"I'm from Poland and my name is Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz" -Him (7TP)
"First and surname again, please? Your name is crap to remember" -Maus
"Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz" -7TP
"Gsh.. GshEe.. Kshh.. hmhmm.. Gzie.. ggdeg.. Gsiek.. psshk.. psh GGggZIIEEE.. wtf is that" -Maus
"Brzęczyszczykiewicz" -7TP
"OH SHUT UP!!!" -Maus
Maus throws the paper into garbage bin. By using the gunpowder inside the cannon without a bullet to shoot the paper.
"Ë-EINHUNDERT! (E-100)" -Maus
"Write his name down in the machine" -Maus
"Ok, name and surname?" - E-100's turn to know real pain
"Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz" -7TP
"h..h..how? ...... a.. z c.. ky,c.. hyhy... Born?" - E-100
"Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody" -7TP
"OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE-"
Welp 7TP became a member in the base along with 69 of his friends because of the name thing you just seen.
7TP also gave a note to Maus with, uhhhhh... I can't read this.
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