So you've woken up, your parents are asleep. You get ready for school. You pack your bag, brush your teeth and head out the door. You drive yourself to school, you get out of the car and you realise, you're in your pyjamas, it's to late to go back now, the Bell will ring in any moment, don't worry just follow these steps.
1. Pant and hyperventilate heavily, start running around and panicking.
2. Stop panting, hyperventilating, running around and panicking. Take a deep breath.
3. You're gonna have to fake your death, unless you want to die of embarrassment.
4. Take some of the sleep potion provided with the book. It will induce a coma state that will last 1 day.
5. After taking the potion, lay down immediately or you will hurt yourself when you fall asleep.
6. You will begin to feel dissy and everything will go black.
7. If all previous steps were executed correctly you should wake up in hospital. It should be the next day.
If it not the next day and it is actually 50 years in the future and you have not aged while everyone else has, you may have taken an overdose of the sleeping potion, or when the book was packaged, the packaging crew mixed up the 'Sleep' potion with the 'Mental trauma 50 year coma no aging' potion, if either of these problems occur, please call 1300 NO CARE for your free time travel kit set to the exact date you stupidly drank that potion without reading the fine print. Dumb Ass.
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