So ima give ya a little history on me and my family me iam the son of a italian mobster . My name is tony iam 21 years old , iam at a bar this very sexy lady walk in the door and dam she is drop dead "fucking goergous" i mean come on man this isnt even fare so she sits at the bar i slide over to her and offer her a beer she acepts my offer then we have a full on conversation . We have such a great time she give me the digits and we part . Iam riding in my white on white range rover and all of a sudden my favorite song comes on it wasnt me . So iam singing and then there she is walking i pulled over and offered her a ride home she gets in and get this i push play and she says hey this is my favorite song and we sing togethere and finally i get to her house she asks me if i wanna come in for some wine so i go in we have some wine she starts to grabb my shirt rips the buttons off pushes me on the couch and rips my jeans off and iam thinking dam she is strong first the shirt now my pants wow. so she continues and comes back up kisses me and goes down slowly then let my lil friend have a visit in her mouth if you know what i mean haha so she mounts me like a horse and here we go . This was the first night we had togthere ! Man shes great so we go out to dinner and she asks me what do u do for a living and i thought shit whta do i say!! So i said iam a mechanic she goes for the bait and man iam home free.so after lunch my dad calls me and tells me i have to deal with johny a dealer weve done buisness with he decided he wasnt goin to pay us so i go up to his house pick him up we go for a ride and i pull over throw him out "bam"bam" pick his body up and shove it in my trunk then "ring"ring" it jacky! I answer hey babe whats up "hey we should go out tonight come over now and maybe well have a little fun before we go out ok shure babe ill be over in five k bye.
I think shit no time to drop the body so fuck it i drive to her house we go out to dinner where driving home and theres a police check point shit!!!!! I think to my self dam this sucks she said whats wrong me ow nothing just was hoping well get home at 8 but this check point is going to slow us down iam think please god dont let them check my truckso while iam thinking this she grasping my woody and starts to climb over to me and we pull over a block away and have some fun so shes riding me and looks in the back and says hey wats in the back i said well a mottor she looks at me and kisses me then gets off me gets dressed and well no more fun the check point the officer says drver license and regestration so give him the papers and he walks over to the computer puts it in and sees my familly back ground tells me to step out of the car there goin to seach it shit man this is shit tastic he starts looking in the car and as soon as he looks in the back bam a car crashes into the cops car he runs over i see my chance hop in and where out of there wo close one i dropp her off we have sex agin and i sleep over and i get up early to get rid ofthe body.
