Hi guys sorry its been a long time sense the last part but I'm back ask me if you want something in the story cuz I have no ideas anyway but yea enjoy<333
The day starts with master Wu meditating then he hears the ninja just like last time and he's thinking their playing video games like last time but to his surprise they were training.
You guys know what Zane did when the boys were training but if you don't Zane was not paying no attention to where the other ninja were training at and messed up their part of their training irdk if you understand my bad if you don't sorry<33
"This roof isn't big enough for the four of us" Kai says. "Correction this roof isn't big enough for him" Cole says talking about Zane. "Bro its like he's in his own world I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING HEAR US!" Jay says yelling trying to prove that Zane can't hear them talking about him.
"Sensei Zane is just fucking weird af" Kai says pissed. "Bitc- *coughs* anyways what is weird someone who is different or someone who is different then you?" Wu says being you know the wise one. "No sensei he's weird af like literally" Cole says being him.
Flashback<33
End of flashback<333
"Look we like the dumb fucko he's really cool but he's just uh a little off sometimes" Kai says trying to explain to Wu. "Well that 'dumb fucko' is a brother and brothers are often different I should know" Wu says being the wise one again.
Then the mailman arrives and rings on the ninjas doorbell.
"MAIL" The ninja say happy for their mail that came.
"Alright let's see um oh a letter from Jay's parents,Kai has a fan letter,oh and some thing from Cole's father" The mailman says thinking he got them everything. "What no package I'm expecting something from creatures beast and beyond" Cole says wanting that damn package. "Um no nothing from uh ah here it is" the mailman says giving Cole/my man that damn package "Ha rocky is going to love this shit *runs cutely*" jk anyways "Hey Zane how come you don't get no mail from your parents?" Jay says just asking. "I..don't remember my parents...I've been an orphan all my life" Zane says sadly. "You mean you never..like had a home?" Kai ask's feeling bad for the guy. Zane shakes his head for no. "The monastery is your home now" Wu says trying to cheer the poor sad guy up but fails.
Meanwhile with the snakes<333
"I can't believe you hypnotized one of the ninja does the general know?!" 1 snake asked a snake named Skales. "Bitch of course not he's been under the control of that bitch Lloyd and I plan to use it for my best interest" That snake walks away to do his job but then the leader snake named Slithraa comes to talk with Skales. "Everyone works while you two fuckers slack,as my second in command I expect more from you Skales!" Slithraa says to Skales "Yes general...general you know I am most loyal to you but I must question this fuckish agenda,the ninja have stolen our staff yet you instruct your big ass army to make this fuck ass playhouse for Lloyd..snakes don't belong in fucking trees?" you guys know who said it so lets move on with our lives. "Ok bitch you know better then to question my judgement Skales i'll pretend you didn't ask-" Slithraa says getting cut off by lloyd. "Hey if we plan to rule ninjago from here this elevator needs to have a trapdoor..I WANT MORE BOOBY TRAPS!" Lloyd says yelling. "As you wish young Garmadon" Slithraa says shooing away Skales to go back to work. "As you wish general" Skales says while walking away.
Back with the ninja<33
"oh I love it when its Zane's night to cook" Jay says while eating. "Hey I didn't hear any complaints about my duck chowder last night" Cole says proud of what he made last night poor guy. "Bro that's because that piece of shit glued our mouths shut you really thought Jay was speechless all throughout dinner" Kai says being funny. "Yeah please don't make that shit again" Jay says cuz that food was maybe ass sorry Cole. "Dinner is served" Zane says coming with the last bit of food and puts it on the table. Then all the ninja,Nya,and Wu laugh at Zane for wearing apron. "....What's so funny?" Zane says. "Zane your wearing a- even I wouldn't wear that" Nya says still laughing and being surprised that Zane would wear that. "So You bitch's laugh at me because I take steps to ensure I'm clean after cooking?" Zane said that if you didn't know. "No It's because your wearing that dumb ass outfit" Kai says laughing still. "I guess we don't have the same sense of humor" Zane says. "Well how about this" Cole says grabbing the plate that has his food on and throws it at Kai face and then everyone start's laughing. Then they start having a food fight and thennnnnn Zane throws the trash away and finds a bird then starts dancing with it wild I know AND THEN he go's to follow the bird just wild.By following the bird he finds Lloyd's "fuck ass playhouse".
Alr guys that's it for today I know I just came back and I'm leaving again its sad but I will try to make the next part tomorrow after school I'm really sorry but I hope you guys really liked this part I was laughing while reading what I typed its funny to me but anyways this took a long time because I started writing this at 12 something pm and now its 7:00 pm a long time I know but anyways again this is 1058 words love yall and good night or good morning lol bye loves<333
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RomanceCole and Kai have feelings for each other but are scared of rejection,will this end on a good note or bad? This is just ninjago but rude humor LOL