The Lover of Hermes

Prologue: The Mutant Kids

Athena POV

It has been 10 millennia since Poseidon and I got married and we still have no kids.

Nah

I'm skipping this part

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Poseidon Pov

And this 

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Athena POV

And Thiss

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Athena POV

Ok we can start here which takes place at Poseidon and Athena's 4 childbirth

Oh and the first two children are twins

Also, they are all boys

Athena POV

Ok, I just gave birth to my fourth child.

And it is another boy.

I kinda wanted a girl.

I already have three boys.

Now I have 4 boys.

Next thing you know, I'll have 10,000 boys.

Hopefully not

~~~~1 boy later~~~~~

Yes!

I am finally having a girl!

A girl!

After 5 boys I now have a girl!

This is so exciting.

I am so excited that I can't sleep.

But I have to sleep...but I can't...but I have to... but I just can't.

Oh well, I need some rest after all that work today.

~~~10 AM~~~~~~

"You just gave birth to a healthy baby goddess," the doctor said

And no, the doctor was not Apollo.

Like I would ever let him deliver my babies.

I held my baby girl in my hands.

I looked around to see if Poseidon made it to the birth of his daughter.

Suprise, Suprise.

He didn't make it.

I sighed a sad sigh.

He didn't make it to the past 3 births of his sons.

And now his his first daughter.

He promised me he was going to make it.

The best I can do to fix it is shrug it off.

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"Shrug It Off

Shrug It Off

I-I- I shrug it off

shrug it off

I-I" Shrug It Off parody of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift the iconic pop star

I rushed to get this done so it might actually be the shortest chapter I'll ever make so sorry if it's super duper short

Also, thanks for reading

If you don't know who Taylor Swift is I'm gonna need u to "Stop everything now, meet me in the pourn' rain, kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain, 'cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile" 

Don't really kiss me

I don't know you