Shameless bit
Felicity was getting out of the emergency room until she sees the camera.
Felicity: I was here last time. Where the fuck were you?
show
The scene begins at Moxxie and Millie's apartment until Moxxie immediately wakes up and opens a window.
Moxxie: 🎵there goes the crackhead that I see each morning--
Millie: moxxie!
The scene then cuts to everyone at the base staring at Moxxie being like (what the fuck is with you today?).
Moxxie: sorry I was just... Distractied.
Then everyone was watching TV with something dramatic that Blitz, Stolas, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus didn't give seven shades of shit about.
Guy: *through TV* Cynthia,...
Ratchet: by the Allspark. No, no.
June: told you, Ratchet.
Guy: Will you please... Not marry me? I choose Veronica.
June: what?
Ratchet: yes!
Felicity: told ya.
Jack: why would he choose Veronica?
Arcee: because he loves her.
Fizzarolli: if it's any consolation, none of it mattered and the entire show was fucking stupid.
Blitz: it didn't make any fuckin' sense.
Stolas: what was the plot?
Agent Fowler: okay, I've got an idea, you demons show us your concept of good TV and we'll crap all over that.
Asmodeus: thought you would never ask.
Asmodeus immediately broke a console as Stolas pulled out his grimore.
Miko: what are you doing?
Stolas: I just updated the TV with cable packages and streaming services from all the rings of hell.
Millie: finally.
Jack: wait, does that mean we get showtime extreme?
Moxxie: how about showtime extreme in the Sloth Ring?
Then Asmodeus turns the TV on, showing two goat demons in the Sloth Ring with a pink sky in the background.
Goat demon 1: we're not so different. We're both goats of action.
Goat demon 2: yeah, but one of us is a dead goat!
The second demon immediately pulled out a gun and shot the other demon.
Raf: boring.
Caddy: Raf, you just spent three months watching a man choose a fake wife.
Bulkhead: so it would be better in the Sloth Ring?
Fizzarolli: Oh my Satan.
Asmodeus: you don't understand, these are actual shows in hell. *Changes channel* A movie about a guy eating shit. *Changes channel* A violent antic show. And thousands of others.
Asmodeus changes the channel to show a random imp talking about celebrity demons.
Imp:... Overnight stars Glitz and Glam.
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)
Fanfictionthis is a rewrite of my original crossover on my old account since my phone was broken so now I have to rewrite
