So one sunday morning little stacy was feeling extra saintly and went to church to praise the lord. She walked in and a dish of holy water was held out in front of her by an old lady. little stacy took the dish in her hands and drank all the holy water. little stacy realized that the water was poisoned because she felt a funny feeling in her rummy tum tum. she took the old lady's hand and took her to little stacy's sacrificial ceremony where she sacrifices the skanky little bitches who mess with her. she carved a pentagram in to the old lady's stomach and burnt her alive. she went back to church where she turned all the crosses upside down and started speaking in tongues. the priest told her to praise jesus and repent for her sins. Little stacy pulled out a glock and shot the priest in the balls. the priest was set on fire and was revealed to be satan.
