Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend.
Applejack: Rarity?
Kidnapper: The one and only.
Applejack: She's actually my wife.
Applejack: Anyway, could you put her on the phone? Thank you very much.
Kidnapper: *brings the phone to Rarity's ear*
Rarity: Hi darling.
Applejack: Fuck them up sugarcube.
Rarity: You know I will.
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Fanfiction[contains Sunlight, Flutterdash, Rarijack, Fluttercord, Appledash and more]