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Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend.

Applejack: Rarity?

Kidnapper: The one and only.

Applejack: She's actually my wife.

Applejack: Anyway, could you put her on the phone? Thank you very much.

Kidnapper: *brings the phone to Rarity's ear*

Rarity: Hi darling.

Applejack: Fuck them up sugarcube.

Rarity: You know I will.

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