You're still here? I have to tell you something.
Of course I'm here, I'm a fictional character in this book. Where else would I be?
I don't know? Ugh, I was talking to the reader anyway.
Oh. What were you going to tell them?
I forgot.
You're still here? I have to tell you something.
Of course I'm here, I'm a fictional character in this book. Where else would I be?
I don't know? Ugh, I was talking to the reader anyway.
Oh. What were you going to tell them?
I forgot.