Twenty-seven~

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"WOO LETS GOO THOSE BONES AINT SHATTERING ANY TIME SOON!!"

I was watching the match through the screen in Noa's room and hell was it entertaining

'Dude, were here for the germans' files.'

'Forget about the files, LOOK AT THE GRANDPA ON THE FIELD-'

'Oh.. okay I do admit he's doing well.'

'His minutes are about to go up, lets just continue watching for a bit more.'

Damn was Noa so iconic. He literally ate and left no crumbs

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Whaaat?

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Noa's time ended..

Scoreboard

Bastard Munchen 3 - FC Barcha 2

'Okay okay lets get to checking the profiles now..'

'Lets first check Kaiser's dickrider's files.'

'Come on dont call him that..'

I went through the files of all the Bastard Munchen players and found Ness' file on his abilities

'Good dribbling, passing.. flexible ankles..'

'This fucker is literally made to serve that german.'

'What a waste..'

I then looked at Kaiser's file

'Hmm.. whats that Kaiser Impact?'

'Dumb name not gonna lie.'

I tapped on the name and there showed a whole ass essay about it

'No way..'

'I aint reading ALLAT-'

I read it all.

So basically he kick swings the ball so fast that most people arent able to track it. It can pierce through 5 defenders and the goalie with pinpoint accuracy.

Poor ball that hes kicking..

'Did Noa write all this why the hell is it so long..'

'He's pretty old, he has to read a lot to keep his brain in check.'

'Kaiser Impact huh.. I want to see it in action..'

'-Haha Genshin Impact- get it?'

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