Josh hutcherson- pee Jennifer Lawrence- niss Liam hemsworth- the other hemsworth Sam claflin- irrelevant
Irrelevant Guys I have a question
Niss Yes Sam, what is your question
Irrelevant Does anyone know Dylan rose Carrollton
Niss Oh I know your ass did not just ask who Dylan rose is😭
Pee I think at this point in life everyone in the film making industry knows her 💀
Irrelevant And that answers my question how. 😐
Niss Yes we know who Dylan rose Carrollton is Sam. How have you not heard of her bye
Irrelevant Oh my god wait she's the one you're always fan girling over
Niss So glad you're catching on. 🤦🏼♀️
Pee No but you should totally listen to her music it's actually really good and she has two films out that she wrote and directed
Niss Josh casually being Dylan's wikipedia page
Pee Stfu you're not any better 😐 ANYWAY I think her first film is called sleep walk or something and it's like this super crazy horror psychological thriller movie and her most recent is called Norman fucking Rockwell which is also her album name
Irrelevant Wait I think I watched the sleep walk film, I remember when I was filming Daisy jones, suki and Riley forced me to watch it by far one of the best films
The other hemsworth Sorry I just woke up what did I miss
Niss Educating Sam on Dylan rose Carrollton 😊
The other hemsworth Oh my gosh I remember watching one of her vlogs and she talked about Sam for like 10 minutes straight
Irrelevant ????
Niss Hello? Her crush on you is a big internet meme😭 There was a time period where all of her instagram captions mentioned you in some way 😭
Irrelevant And why was I not aware of this
Niss When are you ever aware of anything
Irrelevant Bye.
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Right after his conversation with Jennifer and josh, Sam went on stalking spree like a teenager, looking up anything about Dylan. His first decision was to go to her instagram, as sam scrolled through the posts he became fairly interested in her as he found out that she's an extremely talented athlete? He saved the post to figure out more about it later. A particular post caught his eye though, one that had his face in it
Dylanrosecarrollton
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Dylanrosecarrollton thought this picture was fitting, anyway my new album lust for life is out now 🐋
User297Dylan using Sam for promo😭 they made the right person famous
Jhutch1992 I am sat. — dylanrosecarrollton HELLO?????
Sam was shocked at how he didn't know her any sooner, I mean he vividly remembers absolutely fan girling over her movie that Riley made him watch but he never looked further into it. Deciding to take a look at her music he opens Spotify and was most definitely surprised at how small her monthly listeners were, opening the first album that showed up he played the title track for her album Norman fucking Rockwell
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It's common knowledge in the Carrollton household and close friends that every Wednesday Dylan makes soup, eats it, and then takes a nap. It does not matter where she is, she could be out of the country on a film set and she has never once broken this "tradition" she created when she was 9, except this time it did not work out in her favor.
Dylan woke up to at least 10 thousand notifications/dms
User287 OH MY GOD SAM COMMENTED
User986 DYLAN HAS MADE IT OMFG😭😭😭
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It was safe to say she was confused to the gods so she opened the connected post and the first comment read out "was I summoned" by the man she's been crushing over for years
"HOLY SHIT" Dylan screamed leaping up out of her bed running out of her room to find mazzy or Montgomery
"You saw the post didn't you" mazzy says laughing with her head thrown back. Dylan just screamed in response but a buzz from her phone interrupted her
Mrsamclaflin has started following you
"do you think Jennifer Lawrence knows who I am now?" Were the first words Dylan said slightly muffled by her hand over her mouth in shock.
Mrsamclaflin sent a message
"OH MY GOD" mazzy and Dylan said in unison
.·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙ ✩ *̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ choosing the title to this chapt was way to funny but anyway. okay so I got a few notes but timeline is going to be a lil different I'll explain more later but yeah
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ yes this is fanfiction so ofc Dylan is gonna be the most perfect human being on earth but I am going to give Dylan lana Del Rey's discography bc her music is superior
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Also if you read my finnick book grapevine I promise the next chapter is in the works I'm just having such bad block with that book. Go stream ocean Blvd by ldr, she was robbed of her Grammys
