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Being an extremely intelligent girl sometimes came to my disadvantage,like getting beat up by a five teenage mob of gangsters carrying 35 inch long guns looking at me like I am some type of insect that should be killed immeadietly,or when I was completely baked in a pot of boiling water in a secret underwater experiment for jellyfish only...

I even undertook a quiz which confirmed my great capabilities in being a squid,which isn't very great,however if you compare it with my sister being a sea otter...now that's a different story.
If the weird experiences ended here I would have been happier than a fish that has been set free from a net,nonetheless it didn't end there...

I scraped myself with a drawing pin,then stuck another pin inside the cut to check if there was still blood dripping,and when I broke half of my tooth using a spoon,or when I was fighting for the remote and broke my arm,and when I broke my nail trying to skip over one step.
Not only that I even broke my leg trying to fly down the stairs,and when my friend Jessica tried to play hide and seek with me we both bumped our heads on the wall and realised we were bleeding a little too late...
And when I was trying to see how fast I can swallow a boiled egg in one bite,but as a result I ended up choking so much,until my dear mother came to the rescue.

Or when I decided that it is a very good idea to put a a pack of ice on my pillow before sleeping,resulting in a bad headache and a severe stomachache,oh and a few snickers from my ever so loving siblings.
I seem to not have the best of luck,however when the story included a larger crowd I just couldn't handle it.

It all began on a Saturday night...
I was sitting on my usual spot on the couch ,staring at the wall because what else can you do on a boring Saturday night.Suddenly a genius idea slowly crept in to my mind, I should call my friend Jessica and see what she is up to or whether we can keep up our nightly routine of horror movies,because as far as I am concerned staring at a blank wall is not very productive.
I picked up my phone from under the mattress (the usual spot,and yes,it has broken a few times due to my sisters stupid suggestion and yes,I still hid it there) and I called Jessica,although she didn't pick up,(not surprising as it is 3 am.)
So I called her again and again until she picked up and all I heard was her familiar voice screaming "you better have an amazing excuse for waking me up"!!!

I started sweating like a pig as I thought of the many scenarios that can happen,I contemplated hanging up but I decided against it as I remembered the last punishment I recieved when I hung up on her.
"Come to my house"I whispered. Jessica arrived in exactly 3 minutes,seeing as she is my next door neighbour,and started banging on my door.i don't blame her for being slightly worried,I mean I did call her at 3 o'clock plus I whispered in a freaky way and I didn't respond to her screaming.To be honest,if I was Jessica I would be worried about me too.

After 30 seconds of worry,shock and hesitation.I opened the door to see a crazy teenager with messy Afro hair above her shoulders covered in her blanket,her brown eyes wide open.I tell you that was a sight I won't be forgetting for a while.
Jessica my friend that seems to think it is a necessity to go against what society deemed polite and normal.
Before I explained myself she shoved a tub of ice cream on my face and splashed me with 1.5 litres of water ( and before you ask how can I be this accurate and precise,it's just because I noticed the bottle) and threw ice cubes at my face.

"What the hell" ?i snapped
" it is to relieve the shock"she answered while shrugging as if it was the most normal thing to do.
" I am not shocked actually I called you to hang out" I smiled sheepishly.
She huffed in annoyance as I heard her muttering something about idiots and them revealing their true identity and started picking up the remaining of the ice cream and shoving it in her mouth.
I stared at her in shock and disbelief " that was on the floor"! I screamed
" it's still ice cream you inconsiderate Ice cream hater" she replied childishly.
She welcomed herself into my house and helped herself into the kitchen she stuffed her mouth with anything edible in my kitchen.
After long torturous hours I finally stopped her from munching and gobbling.
" I am a growing girl and I need food was her to- go response when anyone talks about her abnormal daily consumption.
"Let's watch some horror movies"I whined.
"Noooo"!!!she screamed with a mouthful of my crisps.
" Jess its 8 o'clock go home" I screamed shoving her out of the door,surprisingly she didn't sleep a wink after the feast that she ate.
"You are contradicting yourself,by asking me to join you in watching a horror movie then shoving me out,plus why do you want me out of your house this desperately and I am the one who saved you from the freaky fridge."
" don't bring it up" I mumbled
Well this is one of my so -called weird experiences right there.what happened was that Jessica opened the fridge while I was at the back so I nearly got hit by the fridge.however Jessica closed it in time,which she has been going on and on about for the entire week.mind you,I wasn't thankful about her Daily rant about how stupid I am,and about how amazing she is.i already experienced too much embarrassing situations due to my non- existent brain
I shoved Jessica outside as she fell on the floor screaming and shouting as I slammed the door in her face.
You are probably wondering what this has got to do with the larger crowd occasion.
well here goes...
The next morning I just remained home to avoid any further unnecessary embarrassments,however I soon got bored of my pink flowery wallpaper and the continuous banter between my siblings.so I decided to go out for some' fresh air',as I like to call it.