7. the pathetic new additions

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Shidou has added +81 XXXX XXXX and 2 others

+81 XXXX XXXX(Sendou)
bruv i Get so excited when she talks To me i start shaking like a Scared chihuahua

+81 XXXX XXXX (Aiku)
who?

+81 XXXX XXXX(Sendou)
the girl that plays the guitar in that café

+81 XXXX XXXX (Aiku)
don't get ur hopes too high when you look like a horse that wished to be human

You
WHAT
I'M THAT GIRL WITH THE GUITAR😭😭
are you the guy that tripped over the wires and disconnected my speakers


Sendou
h

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
sadly that's me

You
also wdym you shake like a chihuahua
we talked like 2 times and everytime i tried to get closer you stuttered and ran away

Aiku
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Isagi
what's going on with that slutty amount of ys

Otoya
pathetic

Karasu
as if you're any better
do i really gotta remind you those lame pick up lines you said

Otoya
BITCH you're even worse than me like how do you find a leg "erotic"?
also when have i ever said any of that?
i'd never do that

You
otoya BFFR you sent me last week the worst dm i've ever received in my entire life

Youotoya BFFR you sent me last week the worst dm i've ever received in my entire life

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Chigiri
otoya hand the phone over the table NOW

Karasu
doing allat and he still cheated

Hiori
i feel sad for the girls like
how you gon let a teenage mutant ninja turtle cheat on you

Isagi
FOUL💀

Otoya
leave me alone hiori and [name] I'm just a little guy

Karasu
sorry dude you can't "i'm just a little guy" your way out of this

Otoya
yes i can fuck you

Karasu
please... use the damn commas they're there for a reason

Otoya
yes, i can fuck you
[🏳️‍🌈4][🤨2]

Rin
@ Shidou come pick up your dogs

Aiku
DOGS???

Chigiri
ah yes
rabid dogs

Isagi
is this the white guy from the u20 that looks like a stray

Aiku
WHAT?????

You
what yo doing here don't you have a mortgage to pay

Nagi
and a 2nd divorce to set off

Chigiri
yeah cause why do you look 40 at age 19?
the kids are waiting for you at home

You
i thibk so
and his pathetic wet cat of a teammate

Sendou
HEY

Reo
btw who is the 3rd number

Shidou

my wookie pookie bear ofc
| @ Shidou come pick...
no :3
i set them loose on purpose
they need some enrichment

Sendou
WYDM WITH ENRICHMENT??? i'm no pet

You
then you're my pet now

Sendou
oki

You
WHAT

Isagi
REPEAT THAT❓❓❓

Reo
oh boy he down bad fr😭

Isagi
| i set them loose...
with the permission of who🤨?
we don't want them here specially spider lashes senior

You
he can come back when he learns to do long divisions

Sae

i thought you would've forgotten that already

You
no
i'm a vengeful spirit

Sae
| he can come back...

what does that even have to do with football
do you think i will calculate a²+b²=c² to score a hat trick

Rin
it's because your 2 half-baked braincells don't work off the field

Sae
you still think you're gonna beat me with that lame mentality maybe go worry about that

Rin
try going to a hair salon without making the hair stylists cry after seeing your ugly uneven bangs

Aiku
OOOOOOOOOOH

Reo
😦

Sae has gone offline

Hiori
why did it felt like a middle school fight
white chicks insults

Shidou
fr "your mother's so old her breast milk is powder" typa shit

Isagi
that "ooooh" just made it worse not gonna lie

Bachira
that means we should solve this issue with a dance battel

You
i didn't remember their fights being this corny

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writing this in a long trip with my family.  my guinea pig is comfortably sleeping in a box because he got big and doesn't fit in his carrier anymore😭 he's so cute like LOOK AT HIM

  my guinea pig is comfortably sleeping in a box because he got big and doesn't fit in his carrier anymore😭 he's so cute like LOOK AT HIM

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