Mw2 headcannon's and oneshots

How they react to furniture shopping w/ children

Ghost
- You two had just got news that your house was done being built and being the energetic thing you are you immediately made ghost drive the two of you to the nearest furniture store

- You ended up at an ikea first and Simon hated it
He felt like he was trapped inside a giant building and all he wanted to do was lay on the beds while you made baby eyes at the one bed set you fell in love with

- You're son wasn't very interested in picking out stuff but he did grab a few things he wanted for his room

- Simon did pick out a few things like the mattress and couch and of course the couch was a beautiful shade of a grayish blue

- He immediately went and bought it then started talking with a worker about shipping it

- You noticed the worker he was talking to was a skinny tall guy that was constantly shooting eyes at him

- It made you a little mad to the point where you couldn't even focus on picking stuff out because the guy started to get real touchy but ghost seemed completely un-phased while signing paper work and other stuff

- You finally lost it when ghost cracked a smile from behind his mask when the worker told him " I bet she's a hyper one "

- You Stormed over to ghost and kicked his calf before telling him to ask for another worker , he was a bit confused on why you where so mad and you tried explaining how the guy was obviously throwing hints at you but he brushed it off

- You ended up only getting a few things because after that encounter you where to angry to pick out anything else

- Ghost reminded you that he wasn't gay so you had nothing to worry about but you where still mad at him for the rest of the day

Soap
- this man was more excited about shopping then you where

- When you got to the ikea he immediately grabbed the paper ruler and the chart so he could measure all the stuff

- You both fell in love with this one white couch but agreed that junior would probably wreck it so you settled for a black one instead

- Junior picked out his own little bed and comforter set while John criticized everything he picked it eventually led to a small fight after John said the stuff animal he picked was ugly junior threw a glass vase at him

- John caught the vase and say it down safely but he stormed over to junior and slapped him on his hand before giving him a earful

- Junior quickly ran over to you burying his face into your stomach to hid his tears and silently whimpers

- John tried snatching him away but you wouldn't let him

- You ended up leaving John with the cart while you went to the food court with junior and picked out an dessert for you two to snack on so he could calm down

Konig
- Koing had no idea on what to get , it was a bit confusing for him because there was so many things to pick from and so many different sections

- You didn't want to stress him so you had him go find a bed that was comfortable enough for him to sleep in and big enough while you took your daughter to the kids section

- It took you a little while to get her to be open about what she wanted but after trying a few beds she became comfortable enough to try them on her own and tell you if she likes them

-once you finally met up with your husband you begin picking up the furniture so you could go to check out

- He was excited to be able to build with you and Your daughter was excited as well , she felt like she mad you proud and she did

- Before you all left you bought iceacream for their cafe as a rewards for getting stuff done

- Sorry it's short pookies , ima make up for it next chapter with some heartbreaking angst 😏-