HEY BABES! GUESS WHO JUST PAINTED THEIR NAILS LIKE HARRY STYLES BLUE-BLACK NAILS??!?!?
Sorry I haven't posted in so long :( enjoy <3
—HARRY POV—
Sunday, April 28, 2013
1:52 pm
Harry's house
Lou: HARREH
Lou: ME GOLDFISH IS DEAD
You: Huh?
You: Mate, you can't just randomly message me saying "mE gOlDfIsH iS dEaD" after telling me we shouldn't talk anymore
Lou: STFU I NEED SOMEONE TO GRIEVE TO
You: :(
You: What happened?
Lou: I LEFT FOR TWO NIGHTS
Lou: TWO NIGHTS. I ASKED MY FRIEND TO WATCH IT WHILE I WAS GONE
You: I'm assuming they didn't watch it?
Lou: HE DID. THATS THE PROBLEM
Lou: HE WATCHED IT FOR LIKE THREE HOURS STRAIGHT
You: ??
Lou: HE DIDNT FEED THE DAMN THING HE JUST STARED AT IT
Lou: HE WATCHED IT DIE OF STARVATION
Lou: FOR THREE.
Lou: FUCKING.
Lou: HOURS.
You: I- BHAHAHHAHAHA
Lou: wtf harold 😫
You: I'm sorry but whAT THE HELL IS THAT EMOJI- THATS LIKE THE LEAST APPLICABLE EMOJI YOU COULD'VE USED. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE- *cough cough* DOING... THINGS...
Lou: no thers more non-aplicable emojus i coulda used
Lou: such ass:
Lou: 🍆🍑👈
You: ...Louis, babe, I think you have a mental disorder. Were you, potentially, dropped on your head as a child???
Lou: die
You: Like your goldfish?
Lou: fuck yiu
You: Not in front of the goldfish babe. Have some decency, even if it's dead
Lou: the hell is wrong with you
You: You :)
Lou: wot
You: You're what's wrong with me :))
Lou: thst maks no sens
You: Just like you ^^
Read by Lou at 1:54 pm
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