a y/n story

chp 6

i ran to school the next day, weary and exhausted, i stayed up all night thinking about my daddy zaddy waddy pookie wookie dookie bear harry styles...❤️🤪😳🫦😈😏🔥😩

i couldn't deny it...i felt so vulnerable. it was the first time i'd ever truly fell in love...i wouldn't let him leave me again. 🔥🔥🔥

or i'd kebab him. 😈

i arrived at my school, and walked down the halls. the jocks pointed at me and yelled "NErD!", the cheerleaders snickered at how ugly i was, and laughed because i wasn't like other girls 🥺

(btw i gave up my frilly dress and blonde weave)

i pulled my hoodie over my head, to avoid the bullies judging me from all corners 😔

class was in 5 minutes so i went to grab my books, but what i saw ruined me.

there was harry styles, my husband- I MEAN PERSON WHO THREATENED TO R@PE ME- making out with Chelsea! 🤯🤯

HOW DARE HE!!!!1111!!!11!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

"HEY!" i walked up to him and stomped on his foot.

"OW MAH POOSAY- I MEAN FOOT! 😩" harry yelped.

my orbs were full with tears, slowly falling them in delicate drops. "h-how d-daree...h-how dare y...you!111!!!!!!1!!!! 😭😭😭😭 i-i i t-t...though w-we w-wh-wher-where s-sso...something~🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"

"Um...I...."harry struggled for an explanation, but i didn't give him anytime. 

i spat a big gloop o' spit in chelsea's face and ran off to the school rooftop.

"y/n, wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i expected tears to come, but none did...i realized, i had an advantage over harry. i had just remembered, i was secretly the wolf-unicorn-pterodactyl walmart fairy-hermit crab-koi fish- smoothie blender lost princess  demon queen omega rat 👹😍🖕

i could get revenge. mUAhAHAHaHAhAHHahAHaHHHAHAHAhaHAHAHa i'm so evil 😏

i slowly began my transformation as i spun in circles like that spinning teacup ride at disney world...i grew wings and a giant ass tail and ears and dragon scales and a unicorn tail and like 6969696969696996969696969696969696969969696x taller and bigger than my usual size 😌💅

(a/n: just imagine the pony-up from equestria girls but make it more dramatic and y/n-ish)

somehow, the whole school ran up the school rooftop to watch me because anything that had to do with harry was so important.

but this isn't about fawking harry styles. this was about ✨me✨ i took a deep breath...and...

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things...

I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew itThou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, ohKarma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right nowShe is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, ohKarma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
And she's with you right nowkarma's a bitch
(Whoa, oh, oh, oh-oh) karma's a bitch
Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right nowAnd when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me
This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets
And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has no sympathy
My guilts become a symphony that won't let me forget, ohKarma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around (oh, whoa)
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (karma)
And she's with you right nowKarma's a bitch
Karma's a bitch
Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around
Karma's a bitch (karma)
And she's with you right now!

the world burned as i used my magical pixie fart powers to hurl fire bombs and spawn zombies on the city. the cries of terror erupted through the school as i walked around. i was a beacon of fear and fire🔥🔥🔥

i watched as the town was coated in apocalypse, the epitoy of catastrophe. my orb met harry's gaze even though i was like a bajillion feet tall and he was miniscule. i smiled. 

he wasn't gonna cheat on me anytime soon 👁️👅👁