~Dex in my room~
Dex: *is reading Fifty Shades Of Grey*
Me: *walk in room* Dude what u reading
Dex: Nothing *hides book behind back*
Me: Dex!!! WHAT R U READING!!!!
Dex: Nothing
Me: Then why did I see u read a book
Dex: Fine reading Paper Town
Me: Hmm ok
Dex: yeah
Me: Is it good
Dex: Yeah it's good
Me: What's its about?
Dex: Uh um....
Me: UR LYING!!!!
Dex: FINE!!! *throws the Fifty Shades book at max*
Me: PFFFFFF!!!! UR READING PORN!!!!!
Dex: ITS NOT JUST ABOUT PORN!!!!
Me: Sure it is!!! THEN WHY DO U HAVE A BONER
Dex: MAYBE CUZ UR CUTE!!!!
Me: Do u really mean that?!
Dex: Lol Nope!!!! Am not getting gay all over u!!!
Me: Dude Why r u reading porn
Dex: I got it from The milk freak's sister
Me: Shade?!
Dex: Yeah
Me: Hmm weird
Dex: Well where am I going to sleep
Me: Outside!!!!!
Dex: ._.
Me: Am kidding!!! I think Jeff is going killing tonight so I guess u can sleep with me
Dex: No it's ok I rather sleep outside in a tree
Me: Ok *grabs Dex and pushes him out the window* NIGHT DEX!!!! *throws a pillow and a blanket out the window too*
Dex: Meh!!!
