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HEAVILY HUNGOVER

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08:59

Stu
can i move in with one of you please

Alan
sure!
why though

Stu
there was a humongous spider in my kitchen
and the thing got away

Phil
i swear that those fuckers are taking steroids now

Stu
this one had fangs
not even joking

Doug
Alan, I've never understood why you live in a two bed apartment.

Alan
because it came with the other building

Stu
thank you for complying to the Anonymity rules

Phil
those rules are stupid
to say the least

Stu
did u miss every IT lesson ever
actually i know the answer to that
but i mean you had to have been taught about internet safety?????

Phil
idk
my mum just gave me a phone  tbh

Alan
you added a random man to our groupchat
that's about twenty lessons summed up

Doug
Why is there just a random capital letter?

Stu
because i had to copy the word from google

Doug
I am laughing so hard right now

Stu
Does correct grammar make you horny then?

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