his eyes softened
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08:59
Stu
can i move in with one of you pleaseAlan
sure!
why thoughStu
there was a humongous spider in my kitchen
and the thing got awayPhil
i swear that those fuckers are taking steroids nowStu
this one had fangs
not even jokingDoug
Alan, I've never understood why you live in a two bed apartment.Alan
because it came with the other buildingStu
thank you for complying to the Anonymity rulesPhil
those rules are stupid
to say the leastStu
did u miss every IT lesson ever
actually i know the answer to that
but i mean you had to have been taught about internet safety?????Phil
idk
my mum just gave me a phone tbhAlan
you added a random man to our groupchat
that's about twenty lessons summed upDoug
Why is there just a random capital letter?Stu
because i had to copy the word from googleDoug
I am laughing so hard right nowStu
Does correct grammar make you horny then?
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𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗞𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 ~ Norris
Fanfictionˏˋ°•*⁀➷ In which getting added to the wrong groupchat has a lot of upsides