꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ WORKING FOR THE KNIFE.
❝ i start the day lying and end with the truth, that i'm working for the knife. ❞
lando norris x annika räikkönen
( set in the 2023 - 2024 seasons )
( ACT II. ── Uncertain Waters) chapter twenty-six / Shit Out of Luck
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I Think Räikkönen's New Engineer Snuck Onto Earth
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AR : Annika Räikkönen BC : Brendan Caballero
AR: Fuck, my steering wheel is completely blank. [Tapping screen] Nothing is coming up. BC: Copy, can you do without? AR: Yeah, I guess. BC: We'll get you a replacement after this session.
AR: Lewis─ ah, Lewis spun. That would have been nice to know.
BC:Piastri is coming in on a hot lap, let him past. AR: Okay. ( ... ) AR: Mate, Piastri is not on a hot lap. What are you saying?
AR: Unexpected update for the world... McLaren is fast. BC:Sorry, who did you say? AR: McLarens. The McLarens are fast. Can you hear me, or?
AR: What position? BC:Uh, so at the moment you're a tenth up from Albon in P8, Albon P8, with... Stroll... sorry, you are P6, Stroll is p7, three tenths off Albon... Er, Albon is P7, Stroll is p10. AR: Make up your god***n mind, Brendan.
AR: Why did Verstappen abort his lap? BC:Verstappen aborted for red flag conditions. AR: Is it a red flag?! BC:Yes, this is red flag conditions. AR: I just overtook two cars, you f***ing dumb**s! My steering wheel is dead! When there's a red flag you have to f***ing tell me, for f***'s sake! BC:Sorry, come into the pits. AR: I already passed the pit entry, it is too f***ing late! What the h*** is wrong with you? BC:Take an in lap and come in. AR: Mate, shut the f*** up.
