Who to invite? Who to take?

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Tw: Swearing, sexual themes, mentions of sex

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Everyone was in their first hour class, Wilbur, Quackity and Sapnap in one class, George, Dream and Karl in the other. The announcements came over the speaker and said something nobody had expected on a random Tuesday.

"Hello students! The tickets for homecoming are now for sale in the main office!"

Q: Homecoming already? Damn.....
S:Thats really soon....
W: How does anyone even have someone to ask yet?
Q: We would all go aith our fake boyfriends, it would make sense.
W: Speaking of this fame boyfriend thing, don't you think George and Dream have been a little.....too coupley?
S: Yeah, they wont get off of each other.
Q: Yeah, they already lost. They were making out in Georges room yesterday and i heard him lock his door so.......they lost.
W: ew
S: gross!
W: So Quacks, do you want to go to homecoming as "boyfriends?"
Q: Yes please. I can have an actual reason to tell Schlatt no.
S: Him being a creep isn't an actual reason?
Q: I can't say that to his face!
S: Why the fuck not?
W: Sap have you seen Schlatt compared to Quackity?
S: No?
W: You know how I completely tower over him?
Q: Okay dramatic much?
S: Yeah, he's basically half your height.
W: Schlatt is only three inches shorter than me. And strong as hell.
S: Oh-...
Q: Plus, everyone knows when Schlatt asks someone to the dance, all he cares about is the after party at his house.
W:After party?
Q: He invites the entire school cause he's rich, but its really just so he can hook up with people
S: Does this mean I'm taking Karl to homecoming?
W: Seems like it.
S: Iv never asked somebody- iv only ever been asked- what do i do?- what do i say?-
Q: Calm down princess!
W: Its not like your asking him out for real.
S: Yeah.....right

Quackity and Wilbur looked at eachother and then back again sap
Q: Oh. My. Gosh. You totally like him
S: No i don't!-
W: Then why are you so nervous?
S-i-im not nervous!
Q- you're stuttering.
S- i don't like him!
W-you're getting mad.
S- I don't like him, okay? Lets not ignore that Q has had a huge crush on Wilbur since 6th grade.
W-what?
Q- Thats such a lie!

Sap and Quackity started arguing loudly, drawing attention. If theres one thing Wilbur hates, its unwanted attention.

W- Both of you shut the fuck up.

Sap and Q went silent

W- i don't give a fuck about who wants in whos pants. And frankly, neither does anybody but you two. So cut the bullshit and stop fucking talking.

Meanwhile....

Karl looked at Dream and George

K- i wont tell the group, i swear but-.....you two are dating for real, aren't you...?

George and Dream looked at each other. Were they really that obvious? How did he know....

G- Uh....yeah...we were before the bet started...
D- I asked him out like a month ago.
K- and you didn't tell us?
G- Well-

Dream interrupted him

D- We figured Quackity would blab as soon as he figured it out. Hes not very good at secrets.
G- Hey....be nice, he just gets excited.
D- its fucking annoying.
G- Clay, stop.
K- lets change the subject- obviously you two are going together, i don't know what im gonna do!
G- Dont worry Karl, someones definitely going to ask you, your pretty and nice, why wouldn't someone ask you?
K- Thanks, george

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IM SORRY IT WAS SHORT I HAVE A PLAN
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