One Piece: Chaos Kong Part 2

Chapter 209: Diddy Deals With Freyja & Scar

"Hoho, 450,000,000 Beri's? That's quite a massive jump, and the change to your wanted poster: Only Alive. I must say, the Marines and world government must be really seething in anger." Remarked Sebas with a hearty chuckle as he grabbed Diddy's wanted poster off the stack of papers, causing Trenza, Grand, and Scar to quickly grab their own.

"Hmph, but of course they're angry; the Celestial Dragons believe themselves to be Gods, and for one of their own to have been killed by someone they deem to be a 'lesser being', I've got no doubt they want to conduct some inhumane torture on you that'll put everything I've been through to shame." Stated Mael with a snort as he folded his arms and glanced at Sebas while nodding before looking at Diddy, who was grinning like a maniac.

"Hehe, that's how I like it! If the strongest organization in the world isn't hunting me down, then living life would be boring; where is the fun if you don't constantly have several blades hanging above your neck? Why do you think I put up with Freyja's stupid ass? Because I like her?" Said Diddy with a chaotic chuckle as he leaned back on his throne and propped his feet onto the table before gesturing to Freyja, who rolled her eyes and scoffed in annoyance.

"You sure it's not because you subconsciously want to fuck me?" Asked Freyja with a faint, lustful smirk as she leaned forward while slowly unbuttoning the top portion of her dress, causing her massive breasts to spill forth onto the table.

"I'd gladly commit necrophilia than ever touch you with sexual intentions; hell, I'd even let you choose who I'd do it with. Though, I bet you're too stupid even to know what the term necrophilia is. Sebas, mind telling her." Declared Diddy solemnly as he intently stared into Freyja's eyes, his own never once deviating until he turned and glanced at Sebas with a mocking smirk while she cursed under her breath.

"Hoho, are you sure, Captain? Necrophilia does involve sex, so I'm sure Freyja knows about it." Said Sebas with a soft chuckle and a raised eyebrow as he looked at Diddy before glancing at Freyja, who grunted while leaning back in her chair, uncaring for her exposed breasts, which Grand, Scar, and Trenza were promptly enjoying.

"Tch, I know what necrophilia is; I'm not stupid, you fucking monkey!" Stated Freyja aggressively as she eyed Diddy, who widened his fake surprise, which only further irritated her.

"Eh? Wow, color me surprised; Freyja, for once, actually knows something, though it is necrophilia, so I shouldn't be too surprised, especially since you have first-hand experience in bestia-" Remarked Diddy in a fake tone as he raised his hands into the air, only for him to fold his arms while nodding in understanding followed by him wickedly smirking, yet before he could finish speaking, a ball of fire was thrown at him.

Swiftly leaping out of the way, just in time for the throne I was sitting on to be engulfed in a small, fiery explosion, though while it might've been small, its power was mighty as it was able to melt the stone throne within seconds; I may have some resistance against hot temperature, but even I couldn't take something so hot without receiving deep burns. Digging my nails into the ceiling, I stood upside down and shifted my focus to Freyja, who was transforming into Satan's Soul while glaring at me with furious eyes.

"What did I say I'd do if you ever mentioned that, Diddy!?" Exclaimed Freyja through gritted teeth as she stared daggers at Diddy while he merely grinned in response, baring his fangs.

"Hehe, I don't know, I forgot; why don't you come up here and make me remember; otherwise, I might accidentally tell everyone, including your 'O so precious Scar, about the one time you slept with an ani-" Replied Diddy with a chuckle as he squatted upside while eyeing Freyja, who gnashed her teeth, only for violent flames to erupt from her body and surround her figure before she flapped her wings, speedily charging towards him.