'FINALLY!' He mentally mused, while sitting in his 'assigned seat' the middle one, aboard the Swanlines 'SONIC BOOM! Jett plane, currently awaiting Takeoff from LAX to 'Jolly Olde' England!
While his spoiled arse preferred ONLY flying 1st Class?
Currently, and 'despite using his BEST RBF, he had STILL been denied the 'pure privileges' of it!
Deciding to pre-board AFTER he had seen his long time mentor, and 'COSMIC TWIN' go his own way,
Legend had eaten something to take off the edge of his, slowly blooming, 'Hangry' styled hunger.
Now that he was finally on board in the belly of this Moby DICK of the Sky?
Carefully pulling down the bill of his Louis Blue snapback cap even lower, Legend's doing his best to relax in his 'own skin,' as well as in the pair of Black stretch Lee's, that cover his thighs and 'healthy arse' like a 'second one.'
Gently, he's adjusting the sides, front, and then back of his 100% Pure Cotton Retro RED ELMO white Tee shirt; and wishing he could remove his Old School Black trainers with their BOLD red swoops; and curl both of his legs up underneath himself, so he could doze off, BEFORE the HUGE Bird even leaves the damn pitch Black of the tarmac!
The pull to do so is just too tempting!
'Hmm, maybe THIS time though. He just might NOT get recognized?'
'YOU. Wish.' He pondered to himself, as he further shifted his lithe body into a more comfortable position. "Thank the Heavens for Yoga!" He murmured, doing his best, to try and make himself as small as possible.
Although, as SOON as he closes his eyes, and he's 'truly doin' his best' to just doze off, and relax for the upcoming flight?
He soon realizes?
That's SO, Sooooo, SO, NOT gonna happen...
'Well, Shit.'
Especially after overhearing 'someone' excitedly chatting it up, about some, 'soon' up and coming, GRAND event!
All while nonchalantly walking up the new plane's LONG isle; a Pink covered, pricy looking cell phone glued to their ear!
He still cannot make out a face, just a lot of long, milk and dark chocolate hued mixed curls in front of said face.
Feeling himself getting ALL over-excited over a pure strangers own OVER excitement, when next he can now plainly over hear the spew of excited words,
"OH YEAH MATE!
THIS, IS GONNA BE, SO, so, so, soooo SICK!
THE.
BEST.
ONE.
YET!
NOPE!
NOT EVEN COACHELLA COULD POSSIBLY...
What's that?!
Nooooooooooo!
I SWEAR TO YOU!
It is NOT being held AT Coachella you twit!
I mean, COME ON MATE!?
IS COACHELLA EVEN IN ENGLAND!!!?
USE YOUR NOGGIN' FER ONCE!
THERE IS SAND, and GRASS, Noooooo!
I'm NOT TALKIN' 'BOUT THAT KINDA! YA BIG LUNK!
"HA! BEND OVER, AN I'LL SHOW YA WHERE TA PUT YER, TPWK SIGN!
Noooooo!
THAT'S HIM!
HE'S ME COSMIC TWIN!
Or? AM I HIS?
OH, I dunno! 'Cause he's SO much older than me?
Well, yeah. I mean, he's like, what, 30 now?
Me? I recently turned 21!
Stop sayin' THAT! I'M NOT HIM!
HE'S SURE AS FUCK'S, NOT ME!
N O P E!
I know.
Easy there, don't say such STUPID SHIT LEX!
Calm DOWN MATE!
Yeesh!
YES, we DO look exactly alike, like back when he was MY age!
YES!
We even sound same too!
Duh? Have for several years now.
DON'T DARE ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Just a 'few' itty bitty differences though...
HEY! I'M NOT 'THAT' NICE MATE!
TOLE YA BEFORE, DON'T SUDDENLY ACT LIKE YA DIDN'T KNOW!
FOR THE LAST TIME!!!???
Thought I already TOLE YA!?
Okay, so I was mindin' me own; an workin'
Part time as a very young Teenager, handin' out HOT n COLD cuppa's of Coffee and various bagged pastry snacks in a MA n Pa styled Coffee Drive Thru, at the outskirts, of ah, London.
These two American Birds, pulled up in a rental; caught me on video, and started practically STALKING ME on their BLEEDIN' cellphones; while I was jes doin' me job!
Ya know, the usual?
Taking payment, handing back change; an then their orders, while talkin' an smilin' to Customers; and THEN?!
When it was THEIR turns?
THEY would NOT shut their fookin' GOBS!
Always kept on INSISTING I WAS HIM, or at LEAST some kinda, RELATIVE OF HIS?!
They EVEN put it on You Tube...IT went, VIRAL!
LIKE, into the BILLIONS of HITS and Subscriptions kinda stuff!
HELL YES I got meself a Lawyer!
And sued tha' SHIT outta' BOTH 'em for personal, and psychological damages!
But his, um, I mean, I THINK it was?
*LOUD HORSE NOISES commence to occurring*
I mean, *COUGH*
