The DustKing59 and Dush20 Show

Season 1 Episode 9

Cast

Dush - Majin
King - Unused
Lady X - Lord X

King: I have no idea how to start us off Dush what are we talking about?

Dush: Everything. We're going to be talking about everything.

King: (whispered) What the fuck... (Speaks normally) All right, so another train derailed.

Dush: A skyscraper turned into the sun only for 2 seconds and in those 2 seconds half the population of that city. Gone it's all gone. No survivors sorry!

King: Why did you say sorry like you were the one who did it? (starts laughing)

Dush: I wasn't.

King: Hold on it was you!! You did it!!

Dush; I wasn't hold on.

They were both laughing and hitting the table as they couldn't help themselves.

Dush: Okay on a serious note. The stories. We're both getting our stories worked on and doing what we can in our own time to get them updated.

King: the stories are on there way hopefully

Dush: Yeah we're getting a lot done and making sure that they are ready from our perspectives.

King: New parts are on their way hopefully soon..

Dush: Anyways knives. Knives are pretty cool.

King: Cereal you can put cereal in a bowels and
you can also put soup and crackers if you want.
ONLY IF YOU WANT THOUGH!!

Dush: Okay.

King: ONLY!!!

Dush: Why are you, so aggressive about this one
subject?

King: (starts laughing)

Dush: Like oh my gosh you are like... losing your mind over this.

King: (laughing) I don't know I love bowels

They both started laughing even harder while hitting the table.

King: (laughing) I'm sorry.

Dush: Your fine. Alright I don't know what else to do.

King: Why did your mic get higher in quality

Dush: Why did your mike suddenly get higher quality?

King: Oh whatever it's not like higher quality, it's like it's more bass now it probably doesnt have anything to do with the fact that the previous recordings were recorded days before these were I guess...I don't know..anyways another train has derailed again

Dush: Holy crap is that two train derailings? Like on the same episode that's crazy.

King: You know what else is crazy?

Dush: What? DEEZ NUTS! DEEZ NUTS! I DID IT! I'M BETTER! I AM BETTER! I AM LITERALLY JUST BETTER!

King: oh my gosh...ok dude ok

Dush: Look up the definition of better and you'll see a picture of me.

King: I'm probably not going to, but okay.

Dush: Whatever your loss than.

King: (confused) what am I losing exactly?

Dush: I have... no idea.

*THUD*

Dush: Oh look at that the ceiling just caved in and I think we might-

King: did we just fall up into the ceiling (sees a figure) Ahh!!!!

Lady X: We're going to the Bedroom now~

King: what the hell!!

Lady X: Too infinity and these nuts-

Soon the two were gone while Dush was on the
roof.

Dush: What the fuck? That's not fair... we were in the middle of an Episode you can't do that-

End of Season 1 EP 9