SOLARBALLS ONESHOTS
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    SOLARBALLS ONESHOTS

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    Cover made by: Me (I WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY ON THE COVER SO I HAD TO GRAB A GALAXY PICTURE ON PINTEREST SO DONT BLAME ME-) Full of random Chatfics and other random sh- English is not my first language! (I DONT OWN SOLARBALLS IF I DID I WOULD'VE MADE...

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    Pluto: @Earth 
    Earth: I can't control what my Earthlings do, so no.
    Pluto: Darn it.
    Ceres: @Pluto I was discovered 130 years ago before you and the Earthlings demoted me to a fucking asteroid and you don't see me being a whiny little piece of shit about it so grow up you ...Read more.
    Earth: Well, makes sense on why you keep throwing asteroids everywhere-
    Mars: HELP CRES IS BITNG MI ANKLW
    MakeMake: Do I get the cage?
    Eris: Yes.
    Charon: N O.
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    Venus: @Earth @Luna What are you 2?
    Luna: A moon, dumbass.
    Earth: I've been asking myself that question for a long time now.
    Venus: No- I meant-
    Venus: Are y'all a girl or a boy?
    Luna: Yes.
    Earth: I DONT FUCKING KNOW. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Luna: Great, he's having a mental breakdown.
    Venus: ALL I DID WAS ASK A QUESTION.
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    Uranus: @Earth @Neptune STOP CALLING ME A SHRIMP. 
    Neptune:
    
                            
    
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    Earth: Shrimp.
    Uranus: SSSTTTOOOOPPPPPPP.
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    Jupiter: @Everyone Please make sure that Earth doesn't try to sneak in the Kuiper Belt, Neptune keeps telling me that he keeps sneaking in the Kuiper Belt. 
    Earth: I'm not a child, you don't have to child-lock me-
    Jupiter: You're too fragile, so I'm not risking it. 
    Earth: Was forbiddening me from playing Asteroid dodge ball necessary? 
    Jupiter: It was too dangerous. 
    Luna: No shit it is. 
    Jupiter: Language. 
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    Jupiter: WHY IS GANYMEDE HANGING FROM AN ASTEROID IN THE ASTEROID BELT!? 
    Luna: :3
    Jupiter: @Luna, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU LEFT HIM HANGING IN THE ASTEROID BELT? 
    Luna: ^_^ Yep! 
    Earth: WHAT. 
    Luna: :3
    Earth: LUNA, WHAT HAS GOTTEN IN YOUR MIND!? 
    Luna: ^w^
    Earth: LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
    Umbriel: :] 
    Uranus: Don't tell me Umbriel was also involved-
    Umbriel: I was involved :] 
    Uranus: Of course you were.. 
    Callisto: QOTS is that why Ganymede wasn't with us the whole time!? 
    Triton: Probably-
    IO: What happened to Ganymede?
    Triton: Yeah, you don't need to know just help me babysit.
    IO: Okay! :D
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    A/N: I got bored lmao-
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