INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
A big sign saying 'Welcome to B-Damned-Mall' was held above the entrance to the mall as Balin ran in with Loona following him. As they went up the escalators, the boy's eyes widened and his mouth was open at the wondrous sight he was seeing.
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A/N: I could imagine the malls in this version of Hell looking like the ones from the 1980's, because of the gluttony and lust.
"WOW...!" Balin gasped with the biggest smile. "This place is so, so cool!"
Loona chuckled at her human child's excitement. "I'm glad you love it kiddo."
"I spent my life wishing all the malls in my world were like this one." the boy continued his excited mood. "Or living somewhere with the best malls. Like Canberra."
"Well now's your chance kiddo. Go ahead, feel free to have an adventure." Loona said standing up straight with a smile, just like a butler. "Just make sure to stay close to me." Balin then walked around the mall and started exploring the different stores he could find, as the hellhound followed him a few steps behind.
"PLAYTHING'S FOR HELLHOUND'S" - A Toy Store
The boy saw a toy store that sold demonic-themed toys, like a cookbook which was filled with recipes on various causes of death, forced or diagnosed. One imp kid grabbed a book from the shelf, which read 'sinners only', and started reading a recipe on lung disease.
But while Balin didn't see that, he did watch as another kid grabbed a more cool toy. It was a lava-lamp, but instead of lava, it was made out of real fire. When the kid put his hand into the fire, it wasn't burnt to a crisp. So, 'artificial' real fire.
Balin then walked into the store with Loona holding his hand. She was worried that some of the toys could hurt him, but they didn't. Instead, Balin was in awe of the amazing products it had. It reminded him of one of his favourite Netflix shows to watch with his family; 'Some Assembly Required'.
Loona was also interested in the line-up of toys. She dealt with some little kids bumping into her as they chased each other with the toy hellcats, but once again, she just seemed to chuckle it off with a smile. She didn't know why, but it was probably the teenage kids that really seemed to bring out the sarcastic and piss-off in her.
Soon, she saw the unicorn plushes called 'Unicorpses' at one of the stands. They had the horns and the rainbow manes, but they also had a reddish-colour to the white coat along with lots of scars. With curiosity, Loona picked up one and pulled the string where the tail was, making it tell unicorn-related jokes in a scary voice such as; "What is a horse's favourite kind of story? ... A tale of whoa!" which nearly made her burst out a giggle by accident.
"Not bad for a mauled-up unicorn. Not bad at all." Loona shrugged out loud to herself.
"Loona! Look what I found!" said Balin running up to her. Loona crouched down to his level to see what he had found. It was a Victorian-style music box which showed a screaming soul as it sang a popular song in those screams. For this one, Balin turned the crank and this soul was screaming the melody to 'I Want it That Way' by the Backstreet Boys. Hearing that made Loona begin to chuckle a little more, but by the time it got to the chorus, she broke out into laughter.
