*Alastor is lying on the floor with his eyes closed*
Lucifer: Hey, is he sleeping or dead?
Vox: Hopefully dead, I hated him.
Lucifer: Yeah, me too.
Alastor, sitting up: First of all, you're both pieces of shi-

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~Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes~
HumorJust a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring some of the most beloved characters from Hazbin Hotel. This is just something easy and fun :) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this work. All rights are to the creator of the show, Vivienn...
Rivals Unite
*Alastor is lying on the floor with his eyes closed*
Lucifer: Hey, is he sleeping or dead?
Vox: Hopefully dead, I hated him.
Lucifer: Yeah, me too.
Alastor, sitting up: First of all, you're both pieces of shi-