*This takes place if Damien ever had a kind enough teacher at his fancy magic school for witches, or something... This would also take place once Damien makes it to the top of his grade/school, or whatever, during probably his first year (sometime right before he decided to drop out)*
Teacher: Ok, so for this semester, Damien is not only the top scorer for this examination, he also scored full marks for every subject. I look forward to seeing Damien continue with his efforts. And with the magic competition coming up, it'll be an even larger opportunity for him to prove himself. If he keeps this up, we may even allow him to skip a grade!
Hans: *He scoffs and derisively sneers at everything the teacher just told him so far, ESPECIALLY that last part* Ha! SKIP a grade, you say? Don't be ridiculous. After all, if DAMIEN is scoring full marks for every subject, that means the examinations are CLEARLY not difficult enough!
Damien: *He turns to look at Hans*
Teacher: Ah, but Mr. Wytte, Damien is a prodigy now. And he's earned his way up to become one of the most intelligent kids in this school. And not many witches in even this NATION are comparable to him, considering that he's attending quite a prestigious magical academy for witches!
Hans: Then, RAISE the standards. It's a simple expectation; nothing special about it at all. If retards and clods like my pathetic, so-called SON are getting "PERFECT GRADES", then I'm beginning to question whether this academy is truly as "PRESTIGIOUS" as it's claimed to be. Why, I would've thought that you all were INFLATING Damien's grades or providing him with facile assignments simply to pass him out of pity! So. Moving forward, I expect to see improved lesson plans for future semesters. Is that clear, Mr/Ms. [Teacher's last name]?
Teacher: *They stutter, as they attempt to find a good way to protest against what Hans said*
Hans: I SAID. Is. That. CLEAR. Ms/Mr. [Teacher's last name]?
Teacher: *They give some anxious/exasperated sort of laugh* Yes. Yes. Yes, Mr. Wytte.
Hans: Good. *He takes his leave*
(Hans says this as if Damien hadn't been killing himself and dying over and over again in general in order to get his grades up...! I also don't know how skipping grades works or if you can still skip a grade after being a semester into the school year...!)
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HumorHmm, let's see... I'm probably going to randomly talk about Damien here, kind of like what someone did before. And, people are going to hate me for this, ways to torture him! I'm sorry, but I've gotta let out all my (bad) ideas somewhere...! I might...
