Site-19 research facility made a universe traveling machine, and you may think they were going to send in some class-D with camera but no, Jack Bright had an excellent idea to drag in Simon Glass, Alto Clef and himself inside
Bright: "Let's go already!!"
Glass: "I just finished reading Harry Potter, I wish we could teleport to the harry potter universe...."
Clef: "Harry potter is for nerds!!"
Bright: "Yeah, it got cancelled the first time JK rolling tried to submit it"
Clef: Laughs
Glass: Frowns
Kondraki: "Can any of you wear a camera? So I can like uhhh...watch?....."
Clef: "Go watch harry potter in that old TV in your grandma's house"
Glass: Tried not to laugh
Kondraki: Gets mad and leaves
Bright: Jumps inside the machine
Clef and glass follow him inside
Later....
Bright ends up falling into a cave, glass and clef fall on top of him
Bright: "Watch it ugly ducklings!"
Clef: "Be thankful we didn't fall and squished your gyat"
Glass: "STOP WITH THE WEIRD UNCOMFORTABLE TALKING!!"
They walked around for few minutes and then spot a building
Clef: "What's that?"
Bright: "eww, what's that brotha-?"
Glass: "It's the chamber of secrets...."
Bright: "surprising and magical movie ah momment...."
Clef: Laughs loudly
Some guy: "who dares enters-"
Clef interrupts
Clef: "noone cares+noone asked+L+touch grass+ugly duckling+goofy ah itashi knockoff+your not in an anime mate+shut the hell up+womp womp"
Some guy: Just stares at clef with a twitching eye
Glass: "what's touching grass?"
20 minutes of yapping later....
Some guy: "meet the giant snake..."
Bright: "boss fight ah momment...."
Glass: "that's not even funny..."
Clef: "soo are we gonna contain it?"
Bright: brings out a chainsaw launcher "WE FIGHT"
Glass: remains quite
Clef: beings out a shotgun "YEAHH!"
The giant snake launches itself on clef
Bright: chops his head with the launching chainsaws
Clef: "I DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO FIGHT"
Glass: "stop being childish, we have to save that little girl in the ground"
Clef: takes a 360 headshot of the dead girl
Glass: "NOOO"
bright: "what? You like her?"
Glass: "W-WHAT? NO!"
Some guy: dies
Bright: "???????"
Glass: "clef took a headshot of the girl so he died"
Bright: "nerd"
Clef: "omg...I did black magic..."
Glass: "NO, ITS NOT LIKE THAT!"
Clef starts vibing
Glass: "GUYS GUYS, LISTEN!"
Bright starts vibing
1 hour of madness later..
Bright: "Let's just tell the admins that they were already dead when we came here....."
Clef: "yessirrr"
They went back into the SCP Universe with their mini universe traveling machine and they told the admins what they saw, they saw a dead giant snake, random dead guy and a random dead girl, they did absolutely nothing....the plan worked!
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Idiotic Researchers 2 "The Chambers of Secret"
Fanfictionthis is the book 2 of the series "Idiotic Researchers" follow for more and better sure to read book 1 if you haven't, idiotic Researchers is my own made series based on the sco foundation researchers, basically they go to weird places and this time...
