Who do you prefer Ody or Eurylochus?
Because my sister is like 'wHo LiKeS OdY¿' like a dumbass.
And now for the arguments:
My arguments will be in ()Reasons why Eurylochus❤️ is better:
First, he's Penelope's (and she dares to call her old hag [the end]) brother😱.
Second, he was hungry. (And then she screamed at Ody for killing the sheep because he was hungry! And I told her this was for the crew as well)Reasons why ody sucks
First, AND I will quote "he's a coward" (She didn't quote) just like Ares said.Second, He is the reason why everyone is dead. (That is so not his fault because he didn't fucking knew)
Polites and the others died because 'ody' couldn't just hunt the BIRDS (The birds wouldn't be enough for the whole crew!!!) and the lotus-eaters (that is dumb because they had lotus in their veins so it would make the same effect. And if I'm wrong, look me in the eyes and tell me you would eat them).
Also, he didn't listen to Athena, when the god of wisdom comes to you and tells you to kill the one who killed at least 15 of your friends and comrades you won't listen, (Because he thinks it's the right thing to do and knows Athena can sometimes be cruel) but when a god known for his stupidity comes and say you have to kill a baby, you will say and I quote "yeat". (He did not say yeat so she didn't quote AGAIN. And he wanted to save his home) Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.
If ODY had listened to Athena and had just killed the Cyclops, not only wouldn't g
Poseidon want to kill 500+ members of his crew, but Grover wouldn't need to pretend he wanted to marry. (He didn't even meet him, he doesn't know him! And I doubt he'll ever will)Third, couldn't you explain the whole thing to at least Eurylochus, your BROTHER in law? (He did!!! And not just to him but to the entire crew!!!)
He would have believed you, but you chose to stay awake for 10 days (It's 9).Last but not least, you should have kept the sirens and sacrificed them to Scylla, not the only few remaining people on the ship.
And he almost kissed Circe, if he loved Penelope he would never have been tempted (He wasn't tempted he was raped there's a fuvking difference!!)He sacrificed his whole crew so he could meet up with an old hag (AKA Penelope[I was about to stab her for this])and a manchild (AKA Telemachus. I- I feel shame)
Edit:
She was joking in the last two but still, it is not jokeable.And she wants to say that she knows Pjo and Greek myth are not the same she was joking about Grover but it didn't sound like that
Plus I asked her if she was joking about Penelope and Telemachus and she said no so yeah.
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RandomOK so I kinda got inspired by someone to do that story so I'm doing it but different.