I MIGHT SURVIVE.......might (one direction fan fantic)

Chapter 16:the middle of our mission (part 2)

"Righto, since your a girl, you will be cleaning the house and making the snacks while me and Harry get the crayons, flip the music and chelax-' announced Louis happily, "yeah, yeah. Just because I have boobs doesn't mean I have to do the house works, morons, you two will do the vacuming and dusting the cobwebs while I make some, Kai' Harry squinted his eyes suspiciously at me "what?' "Your trying to make me do your housework for you' "sure am' I walked to the kitchen before he could argue, I walked into the walk-in pantry and grabbed a packet of potatoe chips and sat down on and stool with a cook book, I flipped to deserts and marked self serving pudding and went back to the 'hot stuff' I stopped the page on kebabs and marked that as well, I picked zayns keys up off the counter and headed to the door "boys, I'm just going to the shop!' I opened the door and eaded down the pathway to

ards the black car, I jumped in, turning the keys, I smiled at the golf cart. Should clean that when I get home, weird little thing, I know I should have told someone my birthday went past when I was in a coma, and should have mentioned that I had my drivers test, like, way before my birthday, and that my license came in the mail this morning. Yeah, I'm a retard. But all well. I shall survive. I back carefully out the driveway and went slowly down the street, once our house was out if view, I threw the peddle down and drove like a mad man. I just about hit a pole. I sldo drove three, like, 3 red lights. Hope the poepoe aren't coming, I parked the car at countdown ( do you guys, in like, Britain have a countdown?? ) I jumped out the car and strolled threw the carpark, I walked threw the slidy doors and

headed to the meat isle, I was half way down the isle when that fella from school told everyone to shut it, I gasped and jumped behind one of those cardboard box shelve things, crap, crap, crap! I muttered All over again "funny, you look familiar' I spun around in my crouch so fast, my legs flipped out from underneath me and there i go toppling over right in front of his shoes, idiot. I made a surprised sound "do you need a hand?' I grabbed his hand and he pulled me slowly to my feet, he keeped on staring at me, I cleared my throat and looked away "sorry, you look really familiar, do you go to school around here?' " nah, I'm new around here' he grinned " you have a English accent, wait one minute.....wait......that's right, hunter Valdez!! Are you guys related? You guys kinda seem alike too........' I shook my head "no idea who she is" I answered trying to pull a apoligetic face. a glimce of saddness crossed his face, long enough for me to forget it instAntly. "Haha, we'll, see you round, ohh and my name is Nathan by the way' he waved and I watched him run off, shit. Hope he doesn't ask me when I get back to school if I have a twin or something like that, that would be awkaured. i carried on my short walk to the kebabs and grabbed some amount of packets, hhmmm? whick flavour?? what the hell, i will get them all. i put them under my arm and walked to the counter with a slutty girl my age "ew, youo eat these? gross" i rolled my eyes"nah shit sherlock, i buying them to feed to the gods' i said sarcastically, she glared down at me, "sup G, can i have 20 bucks skinny" whateva smart mouth, that is.....' "no no, i want 5, wait! 50, what the fuck?20 NO! no 5, wait wait, yeah yeah 20, shit i meant 50....." "MAKE UP YOUR MIND!" I ignored her tsking "20 please, acually 50.....wait" she slammed the 20 into my hand "I SAID 5!" the manager walked over "what is the issue ladies" "the stupid 'customer' wont make up her fucknmind!" she answered hurriedly,i tsked again "i said 50" i answered, she glared at me then put the puppy eyes on for the manager "NO!-" "SARAH!" The manager screiched at thge blonde bimbo "i said 50" i answered again, folding my arms "no you didn't, you little- "sarah! your fired! FIRED! FIRED! FIRED!" he yelled, he turned to me, leaving the shell shocked bimbo "sorry for this young lady, she oviously doesn't have what it takes to even work as a cashier, she has been fired 3 different times for exacly the same reason" he smiled apologetically at me, "you can have a gift card of $400" he casually handed the card over to me after signing it, "thank-you" "your welcome" I turned around and skipped happily back into the shop.

"HONEY! IM HOME!" I yelled threw the door, tripping over one of the bags i dropped. "crap!" i tripped over another "shit, shit, shit......." I hauled them into the kitchen and dumped them next to the pantry,hhmm, now to go and get the rest, "boys! i need help wif da foodddddddddd......." Harry and louis casually strolled into the room, both wearing protective masks and saftly glasses, with bright yellow hand things on, louis riding a mop and harry pulling the vacum cleaner " what up G!" louis said  giving me a complicated hand shake"can you guys help with the groceries......" they dropped there 'cleaning supplies' and walked out the door into the rain, i followed right behind them."holy shit woman!" "what?' I asked harry "how much did you spend, your making a snack not a damn feast! jesus!' i rolled my eyes "this cashier was being a real bitch......" i said trailing off, louis continued "i know! i know! she got fired and the manager, like, gave you $400 bucks!" "yeah buddie!" i yelled high fiving him, harry grabbed a handful of bags "dang....." me a louis coppied him and we waddled like baby penguins on there first walk inside. 

after we put all the food away (mostly consisting oreos and carrots...)I made louis mop the little water puddles off the ground, i then grabbed a box of oreos and spuna round on the twirly bench stool, "back to work boys!' "yes, si- ma'dam!' they both walked away, soon i heared the vacum start up. louis came into the kitchen looking for a spray'n wipe, i chucked it at him and pushed him out the kitchen, I put the air conditioner on-even though its raining-and got to work, i tied a white cupcake apron around my waist and turned the oven to a random degree, i rolled the paper stuff out on the tray and spread the kebabs out, i chucked that in the oven. I clicked the radio on- letting 'turn all the lights off' blast threw the speakers, i sang to the song and started on the salad.

everything was clean, and the food was just about ready to be served, liam, niall and zayn havnt gotton back yet, so i texted niall that food was waiting and he bettier shift his ass, 10 minutes after i sent the text, a car with a trailer backed up the driveway, the trailer was one of those animal things and it had a tarp over the bulging top,i bet the back seat was piled too. "hey, hey, hey, got enough?" "yup, we might even be abil to make us all a fort each! or oone huge one!" i jumped up and down with niall, goddling oreos. "guys, theres not enough room in the lounge' liam yelled from the house "what 'bout the garage then?" harry asked him when he came out "okay" liam answered, already moving the tarp. "this should be fun" i answered moving my hand together evily. zayn smiled evily, and we both stood there, rubbing our hands together "do you know how stalkerish you guys look?" liam asked "no" we both answered turning around and heading inside, i walked into the kitchen and gapped at niall, alreading eating the kebabs "naughty boy! naughty, naughty, naughty' niall dropped the stick and started running around while i chased him, screiching how immature he is, some point liam snorted and answered me saying 'and your not' i bite him. yeah, im so not immature. i lost niall at some point and settled down for some food, zayn set up the food with the assistance of a bitten liam while they both left the squirming harry and louis on the couch fighting over the intendos DS, fools. why fight over technology when theres food sitting on the table in front of them? hey, im not complaining, less the more merrier. 

After most of the food was finish we all decided it was best to only start on where and how we were gonna plan it. I ran upstairs and collected a box of sharpies and the diagram I already had drawn. I hurried back down with the 3 metres by 3 piece of paper blowing after me like a cape, awesome. I unfolded it on the kitchen table after I made all the boys clean it off and 'nicely' made them clean the dishes up, rephase the 'nicely' please. 

Afterwards we all crashed on the couches for a nanise, watching minor accomplished, thats a very orsum movie by the way, most of the boys fell asleep pretty quick, I new Liam was waiting for me to fall asleep some point, so I shut my eyes to pretend I was asleep, he muttered finally when I pretended a light snore for a while, and he closed his eyes, soonI could hear his heavey breathing from across the room. I shook Niall in the process in getting off his, Zayn and harrys lap, "whaat yo dowin' the words came out slured and I rested my finger to my lips, "shut yo mush and come'in help moi den' Niall un tangled his body from zayn and he wobbled half asleep behind me. "honestly, wher ya goin' "To the Kitchen, dah." we entered the Kitchen "I will check pantry, and you check da fridge for ANYthing good' he saluted me and we both fell into our sections, piling the preciousness onto the bench.